Good things about Le Touquet. Its beautiful. Everywhere. Almost too beautiful. Achingly so. Every view as you walk around is more stunning than the previous one. And that one was fabulous. The town is immaculate, the avenues wide, tree-lined and perfect, the houses and apartment buildings simply magnifique, the parks, the beach, the whole seafront, – Read More-
I’m going to France. Today. We’re driving. Across the water. With the help of a train, apparently. And I’m going there to help those poor people. Because their men are being kidnapped by older women. We all know that the precedent was set by the President. He married a woman, (we think she’s a woman, – Read More-
I’m addressing the nation, for the first time, from down here in God-forsaken Loondoon. I want to tell you of my vision for the coontreh, and for us all. How life oonder me is going to be just marvellous and woonderful. Because I feel your pain. I am just an ordinary man, just one who – Read More-
The brother-in-law re-built a gorgeous old, rusty, rotten Alpha Spyder. Cut out all the bad bits, welded in new ones and about 3 years later: ta-daaaaah, a fab and pristine car. Then he made me a little Spitfire model. Made it from steel. Old bits of Alpha, bits of other cars he’d nicked as he – Read More-
I experienced 2 crises last night. The second was ‘the cost of living’ crisis. I read the other day that pre-covid the cost of fish’n’chips (our NATIONAL DISH, ffs, it should be subsidised, or free or available on the NHS) was average £6.43. Whereas now the average is £14 and change. But that’s not in – Read More-
What is wrong with all those fucking Canadians? Ok, so they’ve been ‘independent’ since 1867, but that was independence from us. From me. From the British. But were they ever really independent from America? The relationship has been symbiotic. It has worked really well for 150 years. Until along came… Donald Trump. He wants Canada. – Read More-
Please don’t judge me. I am NOT a vegan. Honest. My shoes are leather. On principle. I eat steak tartare. Again, on principle, because I don’t love it. So you can see, I am a man of principle. The foremost one being: don’t eat it unless it was walking/flying/swimming/crawling (eeeuuuuwww) more than a few days – Read More-
All the talk is about jobs for the kids. Where they gonna work? How will they compete with AI, particularly if they don’t posses much non-artificial intelligence? Where are the ‘starting jobs’? Which you can’t get without experience, but how you gonna get experience if no-one will employ you? Should you go to university or – Read More-
Next week Mel and I are headed to northern France. Mel wants to see it and I want to drive somewhere. Don’t care where. Le Touquet is as good as anywhere. Hit the road, Jack. Why we’re actually going over to Calais is to see some boats launching. We’ve seen them arrive here for years, – Read More-
Never doubt the power of the press. The ‘wonderfully impartial’ BBC, whose news is my daily obsession, even though I hate 72% of what they say, and more importantly, THE WAY THEY SAY IT, demonstrated this last night. With just one ‘throw away’ sentence. When speaking of the beloved Harry & Meg, the newsreader told – Read More-