We’re here. When you arrive at Palermo airport they immediately put a black bag over your head, stick a gun in your back and march you to passport control, in a derelict garage out the back. There you meet a man with ‘connections’, who, for a small but significant sum, will ‘protect’ you for the – Read More-
Hi. My name’s Andy and I haven’t spoken about politics for 3 days now!!! (All together:) “HI ANDY!!!” Yes, I’m a recovering political observer. Though I’m not sure I can ever recover from the fact that in America you can not only be president with a criminal past, but can actually do so with a – Read More-
Well this is all big news. About the brother. The crocked one, currently lollygagging in the Royal Free. He’s come out of Intensive Care. Holy shit. The next step. In a forwardly direction. Ok, so the good news is: you’re out of the ICU!!!! (Where there is a nurse at your side 24 hours of – Read More-
So following a week of solid electioneering, I decided to take a break from politics, just for the day. And focus on more important things. Like Lila and Joey. Kicked out of school for the week for half term, abandoned by their parents who rushed off to work, those poor kids were dumped at us – Read More-
There’s a big problem with Diane Abbott. We simply don’t know what to do with her. The iconic Member for Hackney is a veritable institution. The first black woman in parliament without getting followed by security. The first black MP to shag Jeremy Corbyn. The longest lasting… errrrr… person of colour to… errrrrr… to repeatedly – Read More-
On Nigel Farage’s cv, it lists his qualities, as the enfante terrible of British politics. Sorry, of European politics. And under all his other… qualifications (drinking too much, smoking like a chimney, inciting racism, lying to the nation) and achievements (Brexit, UKIP, frightening a Prime Minister into proving how little the population understand), there is – Read More-
They’re bringing back conscription. Not present in this country since nineteen-sixty-something, we’re going to force people into ‘national service’. Or ‘national service light’ as it really comes with no real sanctions for not doing it and it’s sort of voluntary but you have to do it. Or sign up to community service instead. So given – Read More-
Oh no! In light of the decision by the Phoenix Cinema in East Finchley to willingly and knowingly show… a film!!!, two members of the Phoenix Trust have resigned. In anger!! Yes, flagrant and life-long anti-semites, Ken Loach and Mike Leigh have resigned because of the showing of an Israeli film. Never mind artistic freedom, – Read More-
Like Luke Skywalker, (another small person), Rishi Sunak listened to his advisers, his consultants, his electioneering specialists and then a voice in his head said: “FEEL THE FORCE, RISHI”, so he threw the whole motley crew out of his office, strode out into the pouring rain outside number 10 and told the world (57 drenched – Read More-
President Raisi tragically died in a helicopter crash on Sunday night. The president of all of Iran, famous for being an amazing Ayatollah-impressionist, met his doom when the aircraft was traveling across a mountain range in dense fog. So good work there from Iranian Air Traffic Control. The vehicle suffered what they are calling ‘a – Read More-