If Spurs had been about to win the league, in with chance to win the league, even if there had been a glimmer that a 14-nil victory for Spurs coupled with a 97-3 loss by Leicester could possibly make us champions, I’d be on my way to Newcastle right now. Probably on the train with – Read More-
How awful it must be to feel that your life is so worthless, meaningless and disastrous that it just can’t go on. There’s only one way out. Kill yourself. Terrible. Tragic. And never more so than when you do it by jumping in front of a train. Worse still if its a tube train. And – Read More-
I wonder what other nations think of the British? Because of late, we’re really learning what ‘we’ think of them. First the Queen calls the Chinese ‘rude’ and then Cameron tells that very same Queen (we only have one) that Nigeria and Afghanistan are ‘the most corrupt nations on Earth’. The thing is, they can’t – Read More-
The latest ‘victim’ of the Panama Papers is Emma Watson. Hermione from ‘arry Potter, as she was known. She bought a little house for £3mil, as ya do, but it was actually acquired by a company in the British Virgin Islands. OFFSHORE!!!! The most lethal word/2 words in the world of shame. Of course, she – Read More-
Well, its good to know that our esteemed government learn from their mistakes. Having totally cocked up Zac Goldsmith’s mayoral campaign by using an endless stream of negativity, doomsday fiction and speculative association to try and impugn the main opposition, that opposition triumphed royally. And still the government maintained that the campaign was a righteous – Read More-
What are the best things in the world? Many answers are acceptable, as long as Arsenal isn’t one, nor anything to do with snakes, financial products, anything unnatural involving animals, olives (I hate olives) or Jeremy Corbyn. But right near the top of my list must be football and food. And, other than alliterative links, – Read More-
Helen Wood is a prostitute. A ‘good one’. Though I don’t speak from personal experience. I’d never heard of her (honest!) until Tuesday when it was revealed that she’d had sex with an actor. Wow. That’s big news (yawn, yawn). Well, it would have been big news except the actor, ‘PJS’, as he’s known, or – Read More-
This is a nice photo. For you information, the proper ‘wet fish’ is on the left. The other is Zac Goldsmith. A lot of people couldn’t work that out, so its just for clarification. I’m not sure which one I’d rather see as mayor of London, once the votes are counted. But before they’re counted – Read More-
On the first day God created the Heaven and the Earth. On the second day He (or she?) created crawling things; slugs, worms, Arsenal fans, lizards. On the third day… And on the fifth day He stopped to vote. Ok there was a sixth day for something else, and a seventh day was declared the – Read More-
The City of Leicester is in a state of ‘bonkers’. The whole place. There’s nothing much else to do there so you might as well do that bonkers thing. And ‘bonkers’ is good. Its the nice side of mob rule, the happy bit. Blue and white wigs, blue-and-white face paint, pretty much anything blue and – Read More-