Amanda Knox; innocent babe, framed and abused by those horrible Italians or murdering biy-utch finally gonna get what she deserves? Its such an interesting case (zzzzzzz) that’s only gone on for about 17 years, although Amanda still looks as fresh as the day she slashed her best friend’s throat in a sex/violence frenzy that would – Read More-
A Francophilo is defined as ‘someone who hates the French but loves their patisseries’. And that’s me. I like to invent new words when the old ones don’t work any more. Though I don’t really ‘hate’ the French in any real sense, I just hate the thought of them. Well, the French men that is. – Read More-
Alan Hanson said: ‘you can’t win the league with kids’ Andy Conway said: you can’t win the league with Yids. Can I say that? Is it illegal? Will I be arrested? Its racist, evil, unkind, like calling Mylie Sirus flat-chested. I don’t care anyway, we’ll sing what we want to sing Its only scoring goals – Read More-
I know my rights. No taxation without representation. I pay my taxes. Then I pay more. Its all very well for George Osbourne to get all smug and complacent about ‘how well the economy is doing’ due to a few obscure economic criteria which affect not one ‘real’ person in this country. George has never – Read More-
Well its been a rather dull January transfer window in the footballing world. Though many are heeding past mistakes and the received wisdom that January transfers tend to be panic buys which end in misery. Except for Spurs, who manage to achieve the same end in August. After our ‘summer spree’, spending over £100million on – Read More-
Have you ever bought anything through Amazon? Of course you have. Everyone has. Not just ‘has’, in the past but still does and will do again. Because they’re brilliant. Fast, great value and amazingly efficient. But best of all, if you have a problem, they are simply brilliant at sorting it out. Brilliant. What makes – Read More-
Its a funny thing, the movies. Whilst playing tennis with Spurs Paul yesterday we discussed American Hustle. He’d loved it whereas I’d hated it (all of it except Jennifer Lawrence, of course). Well, maybe not hated it because of some truly fantastic performances, but it just didn’t work for me. Whereas it really worked for – Read More-
What do you do on the Sabbath? Whenever that may be. Friday/Saturday/Sunday, they all work for me. And I work on all of them. Because the seventh day has been changed from ‘…ye shall rest’ to ‘…ye shall shop’. That happened when they relaxed Sunday opening hours. Though for some of us its Saturday that’s – Read More-
Its traditional for New York mayors to introduce ‘zero tolerance’ to something or other. Its kind’a expected of them. Rudy Giuliano started it with his zero tolerance to crime. And he cleaned up the city completely over his term. Got rid of ‘no-go’ areas, cleansed, sanitised, removed the drug dealers, reduced muggings, it was a – Read More-
Oh my word. What a disgrace. How shameful. Forget groping Lib-Dem Lords, set aside quenelle gestures by footballers; Spearmint Rhino and the Apartheid regime are both insignificant as gestures of racism and sexism, compared to… to… to THIS!!!! Dasha Zhukova is sitting on a CHAIR!!!!! What a total BITCH!!!!!! (what’s ‘bitch’ in Russian?) But what – Read More-