Ok, so here’s a question for anyone who ever bought an album. Like, a real, vinyl, big, flat, black plastic thing with a hole in the middle. Designed specifically so that the protective cover would be the totally perfect surface for rolling a joint on. If it hadn’t been for cannabis, records would have been – Read More-
Jeremy Corbyn is now intending to take legal action against the Labour Party over his suspension. And bizarrely, he has a very strong case. Because I, and my legal team (Lila, Joey, Sheister and Co.), have scrutinised every word in that Party’s rules, minutely and with fine toothed combs and nowhere is it written in – Read More-
I went swimming yesterday morning. Actually, I never swam one single stroke. I went to the swimming pool yesterday morning. With Mel. Which would have been fine, in a way, I’d have done my 7 lengths before boredom had me thinking whether drowning was in fact such a bad way to go, then got out – Read More-
If you’d gone into a coma in January and just woken up; well, obviously, you’d be begging to be allowed back into that coma, but if they didn’t let you, there’d be a whole new world to re-enter. With different words. New words. Or old words realigned. So I think its worth offering a few – Read More-
And Spurs go marching on. I’m not gloating. Not smug. Not yet anyway. Another few wins and that will start in earnest. But a win at Burnley. And an ugly win at that. We must firstly thank our manager who now has a won 10 lost 0 record against the lowly Lancastrian side for all – Read More-
It’s the mating cry of the Covid politician: “its just weeks away”. Whatever it may be. More testing, test and track, new system, we’re just weeks away from that!!! Wow. Fucking efficient this government. Or they will be in a few weeks time. And the latest, this very morning: we’re just weeks away from a – Read More-
When I’m in the house on my own, I play Absolute Classic Rock on the radio. Not just because it’ll really annoy Mel when she gets home, normally during the guitar solo on some Black Sabbath track, though that certainly helps. But mainly because I love old music. The corollary of which is that I – Read More-
I saw a video the other night. A group of doctors from all over the world on some ‘Medical Truth’ forum, speaking out about… THE VIRUS!!! like what else? And it was interesting and it was different and it appeared to be very informed. They basically said ‘Covid is the flu, the world should not – Read More-
I read this in the paper yesterday and (totally fucking cracked up) was greatly moved (tears rolling down my face) by the sheer love and sacrifice that committed parents make for their children (ok, catching breath again). But any parent does such things, with regard to a child’s health, education, general wellbeing and a million – Read More-
If you buy a ‘lectric car, a proper ‘plug in’ one, it needs to be charged. That’s kind’a how it works. Charge it up and, like your phone, or iPad or the zillion other things we spend our lives charging, it’ll let you down when you really, really, REALLY don’t need it. And you can – Read More-