So we’d just got in the car in a car park outside Le Touquet, when a young woman comes up to my window and asks if she can take a photo of the car. Of course, I said, bien sur! Where do you want ME?? (Cos it’s all about me). I’m ready with my best ‘Zoolander’ look. No, she wanted the car. And she said to me: ‘she is very beautiful’. Which of course ‘she’ is, but how insolent to presume my car’s pronouns! I’d always presumed ‘it’. But of course, the French language designates gender pronouns to every fucking thing. And a car is LA voiture. La. Feminine. Hence the presumption of ‘she’. I would have slapped her but firstly she loved my car, and secondly, she was drop-dead gorgeous. About 18, auburn hair, green eyes… Help meeeee…

However… we have things to discuss! Namely, my government’s decision to sanction goods made in the ‘occupied West Bank’. A fabulously clever, brave and popular move. Putting Ed Miliband’s (suddenly) Jewish head in the firing line of International recourse. Though France, Canada and a few other nations that no-one cares enough to name, have also joined the moronic, posturing, appeasing, virtue-signalling, knee-jerking tossers known collectively as ‘Westminster’.

The reason for this brave and clever move? To ‘stop building on the land designated E1 because it would cut off East Jerusalem and remove any possibility of a ‘2-state solution’’. Which is the end point wanted by all the world’s tossers and morons who really know sod-all about that part of the Middle East. Jeremy (fucking) Bowen pointed out on last night’s news that ‘most Israelis don’t want a 2-state solution!’ What bastards. What he didn’t mention was that such a proposition has been tabled about 10 times since 1947, and each time the Palestinians have refused to even consider it. Yasser Arafat turned one down in 2000 at Camp David, Mahmoud Abbas rejected one in 2008. Do our leaders not know this?

So our brilliant government has imposed its ‘ban’ for an end that no-one who actually understands the problem even wants to consider. And by doing so has incurred the wrath of Israel (so far) and possibly America (later; depending on how many cokes Trump’s drunk by Friday). They evicted the British Embassy in East Jerusalem. No big deal. But they’ll refuse cooperation on ‘intelligence’. And Israel leads the world, by miles and miles, on extremist Islamic terrorism. Which has many times allowed us to prevent an attack over here, in Britain. Well, what’s the lives of a few hundred people who’ll die in terrorist attacks, compared to adopting a politically correct pose and cow-towing to your own party’s massive Palestinian-obsessed following?

Israel also produces a massive amount of tech, like i-phone programming, and even more drugs which keep people alive. So if they decide to ‘retaliate’ further, that might be interesting. Ed Miliband better dust off his fax machine.

The ‘facts’ about the West Bank are all in the public domain. Which our government chose not to use in case they got in the way of a good posture. So they found a ‘Jew-hating Jew’, cynically, to break the news because ‘then it can’t be antisemitism’. Miliband’s father, the original Jew-hating-Jew’ would be proud of his son’s treachery.

Fuck ‘em all.

Otherwise, Happy Wednesday!!! I’m going back to caress my car.

A xxxx