One Direction are bigger than the Beatles!!! Said so in the paper so it must be true. Because by some warped criteria for ‘bigness’, the four/five Tossers (depending on whether you count Zayn Malik now he’s left to become a full-time, solo, boyfriend-to-a-supermodel) have four members currently sitting at number 1 in America with solo – Read More-
I have a rule. Only one. And its fairly general. Almost a generalisation, but spared only because generalisations are generally wrong. The rule is this: if a man is accused of wrong-doing, he’s always guilty if his hair is dyed. Just as an extension (to the rule, not the hair), dyed hair on men is – Read More-
David Attenborough is 91 years old. That’s ancient. Makes me feel young. And yet makes he best tv programmes ever. As he has for 700 years. The latest series started last night, Blue Planet 2. About the seas. Hence ‘blue’. Goddit? And the sheer majesty of his programmes just sets them apart from every other – Read More-
Its a weird world. As you can see from the picture. Though that was intentionally ‘AHH-OMG!!’ weird, obvs, rather than ‘eeeeuuuwwww, creepy’ weird. The creepy bit is sex-bots. Really creepy. Some dude in California (where else?) is now producing a line of ‘sex-bots’. Expensive but really customisable. Up to 7 heads. Not necessarily all on – Read More-
Ahhhh Alabama, sweet home Alabama… Except I’ve never been there, not sure exactly where it might be other than ‘deep south’ and I’m not sure if, even now, they allow jews in. Yet, as ever, I won’t let a little ignorance stop me from making wild accusations and blanket statements abusing that entire state. Frikkin’ – Read More-
In the wake of the Harvey Weinstein story, and its more tsunami than mere ‘wake’ really in view of the vast numbers and sheer horrors of the events claimed, other groups are queuing up with their own tales of harassment, abuse and predatory behaviour. Models have a badge now, so many of whom had terrible – Read More-
Much as I’m always happy to see any Corbynite discredited, disgraced, demoted, demolished, even disfigured, I must admit to feeling a little ‘something’ for poor Jared O’Mara. Though what I’m actually feeling is in no way sympathy or support, even compassion. But that’s because he’s a Lefty-Labour Tosser. What I’m feeling is a touch of – Read More-
I’m looking for reasons to be cheerful if you’re a Manchester United fan. And I’m thinking… and I’m thinking… Naah! Its all gone to shit. Lost a game, not such a big deal, happens to the best of them, (though apparently not to Manchester City), second in the league; that’s ok, early days still. But – Read More-
Do you have a mobile phone? Just wondered. I used to have one. Then I replaced it with a mobile Lila-photo-storage-facility. Its much better. There’s no room for apps, text messages, phone numbers, just photos. Only of Lila. Except a few that sneak in of Harry Kane or even Donald Trump when someone says something – Read More-
Churchill once described Russia as ‘a riddle wrapped in mystery inside an enigma’. I thought he was talking about China. Googled it to find the quote and learned it was Russia. Bummer. Churchill also once famously retorted to a woman at a dinner party when she said to him ‘Sir, you are drunk!’, by saying – Read More-