Humanity has reached a kind of melt-down. Evolutionary perfection peaked (apparently on June 16, 1956) and we’re now in a continued down-slide from which I predict humans will become extinct by 2017. Maybe a bit later. Obesity is the biggest thing (no pun intended, but I’ll take it anyway) as now 62% of British adults – Read More-
Eight summers ago I was in Israel at the Sea of Galilee. August time. It was beyond merely ‘hot’ in any normal sense of the word. You simply withered under the relentless heat and sought out air conditioning desperately. Just like the ancient hebrews did. Like Jesus did when he was there. So one lunchtime – Read More-
Since 2005, the number of 16-24 year-olds who are teetotal has risen from 19% to 27%. Which initially sounds like good news. And it would be if the young were replacing quality binge drinking time with line-dancing, five-a-side football, shagging each other senseless, sitting in gangs in the park all night drinking water, but they’re – Read More-
I mean, its a bit ironic, innit? One minute we’re all Charlie Hebdo and defending the right of free speech with (literally) the dying breath in their bodies, and the next we’re sacking a Nobel-winning professor for some slightly misplaced jokey comments. Sir Tim Cole said, in a speech, that ‘women in science labs only – Read More-
The Affordable Art Fair is on again in Hampstead. On the heath. They erect this absolutely massive ‘building’ that isn’t a real one, just an illusion of buildingness. Its basically a marquee, loads of scaffolding and smoke’n’mirrors, yet it feels from the inside like a proper structure of substance and permanence. Yet if it was – Read More-
Its illegal to beat children in Britain. I know, its a silly law that removes ‘the stick’ and leaves just ‘the carrot’. And you can’t do much damage to anyone with a fucking carrot. We all remember the days when we could just thump the kids because they were small and defenceless and it was – Read More-
There’s a rally planned for July 4th. American Independence Day. Though its nothing to do with America. Nor independence. Its about Jews. Specifically its about “The Jewification of Britain” according to the far-right dickheads who are arranging it in their semi-literate way. And even more specifically its in opposition to the ‘Shomrim’, the volunteer security – Read More-
I love a bit of science. And especially when it justifies and encourages something I love. I’ve always been waiting for ‘tests have shown that watching football makes you incredibly fit and strong and will lengthen your life as well as your penis’. I’m still waiting for that one. It’ll have its day in the – Read More-
There’s big news from Texas. Criminals beware, baddies are quaking, because in the Lone Star State, the big guns are coming out. Literally. Because bizarrely, Texas is one of only four states in the US where carrying a handgun openly is currently illegal, and has been for over a century. And this ‘blatant crime against – Read More-
Pugnacious Arsenal midfield moron, Jack Wilshere, has complained after the Football Association found him guilty of misconduct at the Arsenal FA Cup celebrations. What he did, or said in this case, is largely unimportant. His justification is far more interesting. In that he feels hard done by for this punishment (a fine, in all likelihood, – Read More-