We, at the Oxford Union, at the Palestine Solidarity Campaign, at the Epsom Downs Crocheting Society for Ladies, and at the Association for Over-Privileged Tossers Wearing Keffiahs, have absolutely NO intention of stopping our weekly marches to Free Palestine, re-instal the terrorists, eliminate Israel, kill all Jews and declare the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea a sharia state!

The marches must go on. There is no ‘peace deal’, because it was put together by a very right wing man. And ‘ceasefire’ is an ‘oppressor’s term’!! (Please don’t ask me to explain that, because I’m only on the ‘sound-byte’ committee and the ‘anything sensible’ committee stopped meeting in 1986). The peace will not last. And Trump’s plan does not address the ‘root causes of the conflict’, which is the ‘apartheid that extends across all of historic Palestine’. I know that the Jew’s history predates this by a few thousand years, but THAT’S NOT THE POINT!!! It’s the Palestinian’s history we’re concerned with. Which is why, more than ever, we need to boycott the Zionist state and stop all arms dealings with it. We need to boycott Barclays Bank because they lent money to a company which makes shoe-laces, who have a pension pot in which are 263 shares in a company who once made the sticks which go in the middle of Israeli ice lollies. MURDERERS!!!! BABY KILLERS!!!!

We also need to consider boycotting all the nations who are condoning this so called ‘peace deal’, like the UK, France, Italy… Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Egypt, Qatar, (fucking) Iran… Australia, Canada… and whilst I appreciate that the only country thus remaining would be… errr… Palestine and they don’t actually produce anything, WE WILL ALL STARVE OURSELVES AND WEAR ONLY CLOTHING MANUFACTURED IN GAZA!! So we’ll be wearing suicide vests from now on. As you can’t really wear ‘a tunnel’, which is the other industry in our spiritual homeland.

We need to keep protesting until the Israeli colonialists of apartheid move out of the region. We need to leave Palestine to Palestinians! Like this week, when they’ve shown themselves more than capable of murdering each other, of the resurgence of Hamas into street cruising death squads for anyone thought, or even imagined, as being ‘complicit with the enemy’. And someone has to keep in check the Palestinian Liberation Army, the Army of Palestine’s Liberation and the Liberation Army of Palestine, because if Hamas weren’t murdering them, they’d all be going around murdering each other! And you can’t have that; it’s lawless.

So I hope I’ve made that clear: THE MARCHES GO ON! WHILST WE STILL HAVE BREATH IN OUR BODIES, THEN WE STILL HAVE HATE!!! AND EVERYONE LOVES HATE.

See you Saturday, Whitehall.

Pastor John O’Reilly xxxx