So King Charles is ‘at work’, on Monday, walking round Lichfield Cathedral, smiling, shaking hands, waving, usual Royal busy-work, and some rude, nasty, anti-royal, disrespectful, probably Chelsea-supporting, moron shouts out abuse regarding Prince Andrew and asking whether MY KING!!!, His Royal Highness-ness, knew about the Epstein link and implied that the King of all England may have been in some way complicit!!! A cover-up!!! How dare an impudent commoner challenge the most Royal person in the world? So they duly frog-marched him off, where his venomous words could no longer upset His Majesty and Mrs Majesty, and hopefully took the fucker to the torture chamber at the Tower.

It’s an interesting question though. Did Charlie know about Andy’s… involvement with ‘that man!!!’ or not? And if so, to what extent was his involvement? Yet, Andy is such a consistent fucking liar he probably glossed over the important parts. Like Virginia Giuffre. Who’s important parts he also glossed over. Allegedly. I make no judgments. But we’ll never know.

Should ‘we’ make the Prince homeless? I’m 100% behind the ‘fuck, yeah!!!’ brigade on that. Except… Andrew’s lease, which has him paying no ‘rent’ as such, had him pay for renovations when he moved in. Seven-and-a-half million worth of renovations. Which, if averaged over the following, 20 years of ‘no rent’, still amounts to £375 grand a year. I would say ‘he’s paid his way’, but we all know mummy ‘helped’ him.

What he should do is move far, far away. Papua New Guinea maybe. Terra del Fuego. And, in the interests of public hygiene, he should take Fergie with him. I think though, in light of what we know about Andrew, Dubai is definitely the place for him. It could have been made (and pretty much was) for a money-hungry, worthless, deviant scumbag like our Prince. (Warning: the ‘Prince’ bit may change in due course).

Happy Wednesday

A xxxx