Ya gotta love Boris. Ok, you don’t. You probably need to hate the man but his bumbling charm takes effect on even the biggest detractors. Which is me. But amidst the various crises which have occurred during his tenure at Number 10, there is a pattern of responses employed by our esteemed PM and his team of spinning, lying, cheating, obfuscating ‘advisors’.

There was a party at Number 10, Boris!

No there wasn’t. (Total denial)

You were there, its on film.

Ah, that. It wasn’t a ‘party’, it was work. I popped in, got papped and pissed off again. (The mitigation)

But it was in your diary, Prime Minister, under ‘events’ and ‘bring a bottle’.

Ok, but it wasn’t actually a ‘party’ as such, more… more… sorry, my phone’s ringing.

And now we have Pincher-gate, the Sex-Pest Redux.

Are you going to remove the whip from Chris Pincher, Prime Minister?

Well, let’s see the facts first, he’s a loyal, honest and trusted member of our team with no history of foul play. (Denial)

He groped a man in 2018, Prime Minister.

Did he????

You had the report from the official complaint and examined it when you offered him the deputy Chief Whip post. You actually said “Pincher by name, Pincher by nature”. His file, which is on your desk, had “SEX OFFENDER!!!!” all over it.

Well… errrr… I tried to give him a chance to… errrr… reform and… sorry, my phone’s ringing.

And here’s Boris, still maintaining the most transparent facade of ‘honesty’.

Whereas Kier Starmer has made a u-turn of rather large, and smartly pragmatic, proportions. He was seen on a protest soon after he took charge, demanding another vote on Brexit and claiming that his Labour would have a re-vote and take us back to Europe!!! However, he’s now possibly been shown the results of the last General Election, without question ‘The Brexit Election’, in which the power of the imbecilic desire to leave the EU out-trumped normal party politics. When Labour safe seats turned blue. People who’s fathers had died on picket lines put their crosses by the double-barrelled names of the privileged elite. (I hate stereotyping). So for Starmer to revert to ‘GET US BACK TO EUROPE’ would probably signal the kiss of death for his loftier political aspirations.

Oh well, same shit, different day.

Happy Tuesday

A xxxx