Look, I’m not saying its, like, the accepted viewpoint, nor really barely an acceptable one, but TO ME, (I’m really not qualified to speak for you, nor would I want to, you have your own views which are allowed to conflict with mine, if you’re totally ignorant!), all vegans are stupid. There, I’ve said it. I can’t help it. I could really have said a lot worse but chose to use ‘nice’ terms to insult this obviously mentally challenged group. Depriving yourself of most of the food groups that it took us 75,000 years to evolve into eating because of their immense benefits to us, is one thing. Not wearing shoes is something else. Nice on the beach, not so good on the tube. But that’s their choice. Its not a ‘lifestyle’, its an ‘identity’. He, him, they, carnivore.

But when they choose to disrupt massive events of national treasure status, then I have to stand up and take note, before falling back to sleep.

The vegans are going to attack the Grand National!!!! Stop it in its tracks. Or on its track. Whatever. Its going to be stopped as hundreds of pale, emaciated and skeletal people with really bad skin chain themselves to stables, glue themselves to horses, tie themselves to… anything involved in that greatest of historic and wondrous horse races.

Ok, whilst I’m putting it out there, just a word on ‘me and horse-racing’. Actually, there is no word. No words, no actions, no nuffink. Me and horse-racing just don’t… anything. I’ve always hated it on tv. In the days of ‘2 tv channels’, both showed horse racing for all of Saturday afternoon whilst me and my grandmother were waiting for the wrestling to come on. It is the dullest of dull activities. Horses get whipped. And they’re the lucky ones. At ‘the National’ they fall over a 26 foot hedge someone’s stuck right in their way. They break a leg then lie in a heap on the ground. As 19 more horses trip over them and break their legs. Horse racing exists for gambling. And for the Queen, but she died. So I agree that if the Grand National was sabotaged it would arguably be a good thing. But by vegans?? Can’t someone else do it, FFS?

Where are all the animal rights protesters when you need ‘em?

Happy Sunday