Its a shitty day here in London. Dull and wet and wetter and then more wet. And for ‘wet’ read: ‘no tennis’. Which is awful. Someone should invent indoor tennis. Oh they have. And I don’t like that either. So what does that leave? It leaves football. That’s what it leaves. Lots of football. And – Read More-
The Virgin ‘Galactic’ rocketship crashed yesterday somewhere over California. Not on its way to the Moon, or to Alpha Centuri or Mars, but to the Mohave Desert to test the fuel. Shame. Pilot killed, another injured and half a billion dollars worth of high tech aviation left in pieces on the floor spoiling the ecology – Read More-
When Apple Inc introduced the i-pod in 1853 it created a revolution. A million records in a piece of digital wizardry the size of a finger-nail. Ok, I exaggerate. The original i-pod held just 2 tracks and was the size of a bus. De-scaling came later along with increased capacity. Then came the i-phone which – Read More-
That’s my password. Don’t tell anyone. I always use it because my old one, ‘andy’ was deemed too short for some actions. So I extended it. Then it lacked at least 1 capital letter and a number. Then it was too memorable, it had to be something that was so impossible for anyone to remember – Read More-
We are all conditioned from a very early age to adhere to social norms and niceties. Every book we’re read in school, every movie, reinforces the One True Love paradigm. The ‘he’s the one’ or ‘she’s the one’ ethos of monogamy and love forever. Ahhhhhh. Of course there’s other books and movies that people (ok, – Read More-
In 2016 they’re going to elect a new American president. The 45th. How many can you name? Ok, George Washington, he was the first, so they named a bridge after him. Then Brooklyn Beckham, he must have been a president because there’s a bridge named after him too. Next was John F. Kennedy, then Marilyn – Read More-
Its great being a Chelsea fan. I don’t know why everybody doesn’t support them. Abramovich should just buy everyone else’s fans, like he does with managers and directors and players. Fans wouldn’t cost much, would they? Though Sheikh Mansoor would probably put in a counter-bid for, like, Tranmere Rovers fan club, thus inflating the rate – Read More-
Using big words is not clever. Unless I do it. Using the correct words in the right place is desirable and can avoid ambiguity. The mere additionalisation of complexicated verbositage to accentualise the perceptification of intelligiencial appearances is the domain of uneducated tossers with (quite deserved) inferiority complexes, small penises, West Ham scarves and bad – Read More-
Ever been to Canadia? Where the Canadians live?? I have. Its a fantastic country. Well, the bit six miles north from the 2000 miles of US border; the ‘warm bit’, is great. The other 97% is a frozen wasteland fit only for seal cubs (to be clubbed), polar bears (to eat the seal cubs that – Read More-
I can’t understand what all the fuss is about. Poor Rene Zellweger has been ‘re-done’. She’s had a make-over. Though granted, this time the ‘makeover’ is more like a Dr Who re-birth when he comes back as a different person altogether. Sometimes an older one, sometimes a younger one, but always completely different. Rene chose – Read More-