Andy's Glasses

a blog through the eyes…

2016

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October 18, 2016

Vlad’s war…

The problem with Russia is that its a problem. On virtually every level. Vladimir Putin took a country that everyone hated because of human rights abuse, international invasions, political repression and murder, secret police and all manner of evil; and managed to make it worse. That really took some endeavour. His predecessors had seen to – Read More-

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October 17, 2016

safe…

On these very pages, not 2 months ago (I really can’t remember which blog it was, precisely; I can’t even remember where I put my phone 6 minutes ago. My blogs are like children born on Burnley council estates, I pop ’em out and put them into care, never to think about them again), I – Read More-

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October 16, 2016

the man I love…

Its amazing (and, ok, a bit sad… tragic almost) how much I miss football. Last weekend’s ‘International break’, though tolerable in that JUST GET THROUGH IT!!! way, was awful. When they kicked off yesterday afternoon, I sighed a big, loving, healthy sigh of relief. I missed my children when they moved out from home (kicked – Read More-

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October 15, 2016

all men are rapists (part 2, of many)…

All men are rapists. Except Donald Trump and Ched Evans. The courts have said so. Well, the court spoke about Ched, Don is just the ‘victim of a vile and sustained campaign by the Democrats and the Liberal press’ against him. Which creates the bizarre situation in which possibly the two most vile, abusing, misogynistic, – Read More-

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October 14, 2016

dilemma…for murder…

Ok, so we all accept that electric cars are ‘the future’. Not a nice future, not a very fast, noisy, V8-rumbly future, but ‘a’ future. And if they’re going to be electric, they might as well be driverless because the whole point of driving is for fun and electric cars are as much fun to – Read More-

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October 13, 2016

first past the post…

Don’t’cha just love facebook? Don’t’cha??? I ‘joined’ facebook about 5 years ago when a mate told me he’d ‘posted some great pictures’. ‘Can’t you just send them to me?’ I asked. Like, email them? Print them and post them over?? (He lives in France). ‘No need! Its easy!! Just join Facebook. Its free!!’ Look, I’ll – Read More-

October 12, 2016

yom kippur…

Its Yom Kippur. The Day of ‘Atonement’. Heaviest duty day of the Jewish year. And I’m in the last hour of my self-imposed, 25-hour ‘fast’. Don’t eat. Don’t drink. Unless I really need to. Don’t nuffink. And don’t know why. I’m not a religious man. I’m not a believer. In fact I’m almost anti-religious. Yet – Read More-

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October 11, 2016

restored faith…

Yesterday I received an email. That’s exciting, all by itself. But this one was special. ‘Dear A Conway’, it started, which is a rather alarming form of address really. I mean, was it for me? As in Andy Conway? Or just the indefinite article, ‘A’, like, any old Conway will do? But it went on: – Read More-

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October 10, 2016

all men are rapists…

And it goes on. The contest to find the most unworthy person in America to become the next president. ‘Honest’ Hil or Dirty Don. Its farcical that out of 360 million people, they’ve ended up with these two. Lock-up-yer-Daughters Don and Protect-your-password Hillary. Hillary has made mistakes. Arguably marrying Bill was a big one. I’m – Read More-

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October 9, 2016

the incumbent Mrs Trump…

“… and yes, I am do be finding Donald’s words to being unacceptable and inappropriate, but I is being glad to forgiving him and hoping you am too. And if not speaking with sincerity I am on very next plane back to Slovenia for penniless eating of cabbage for rest of life poverty, no Prada, – Read More-

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