We were in Paris the night Princess Diana died there. I personally had nothing to do with it. Honest. And as proof, I was never named in one of the 863 conspiracy theories that went round at the time. We were driving back from Disneyland and had to take a detour because the Peripherique was – Read More-
The football season is just days away now. The new one. New broom. All bets off. League table in alphabetical order. All to play for. Brighton have the same chance as Manchester City. Hmmm… Other than the 500 million quid difference between the teams. Manchester City have a back four costing almost 200 million. 3 – Read More-
How do you get a name like Reince Priebus? If JK Rowling doesn’t give it to you? You’d spend your entire childhood trying to unravel the “i before e except after r” conundrum. And once you’d sorted it out, you’d still have a really silly name. But Reince overcame this miserable childhood to become a – Read More-
How can I concentrate on the problems of the world when I keep getting distracted. Though if I have one pure and superlative skill, it is the ease with which I can be distracted. Always been the same. Homework to do, fine, then the tv comes on. Homework… later. But today’s distraction was a worthy – Read More-
Funny how you go on holiday and end up with no time whatsoever. Funny. I blame Lila. People generally are demanding in inverse proportion to their size. I worked this out when I met Mel. Very small, very demanding. Lila is a quantum leap in both directions. Really tiny yet can’t even tie her own – Read More-
So Jeremy Corbyn has back-tracked on his ‘promise’ to ‘sort out’ student debt. When he shouted and screamed about it for 3 months of electioneering he sounded pretty convincing. When he repeated it at Glastonbury a month later, the implication was not only that he continued to campaign against tuition fees but that student debts – Read More-
Bu-ut ohhhh, those su-ummer niiiiii-iiiiights… Ok, I loved Grease, no shame in that. Everybody loves it still. But I really loved it because I was deeply, madly, passionately in love with Olivia Newton-John. Just me and 37 million other teenage boys, and probably as many girls were in love with that gorgeous Aussie bird wot – Read More-
Ok, so here’s what you need to know about Malta. So this won’t be a long message. Because Malta is very small. Tiny. Yet its a proper country and a republic too. AND, its actually part of the EU. In fact it is officially the chair-nation, or whatever they call that dubious honour, of the – Read More-
So there we were, me and Lila, discussing the finer points of worker’s entitlement, the democratic rights of the proletariat, the dissolution of the imperial ruling classes as proposed by Castro, Che Guevara, Karl Marx and Diane Abbott, when she fell asleep. In the water. The pool gently splashing her little body and then in – Read More-
So yesterday we had the big ‘reveal’ as the BBC announced the outraaaaaaageous salaries paid to its ‘stars’. In particular, its men stars. Who get paid more than the women and more of them get on the list (150k+ for entry), in fact 2/3rds of those were men. And I’d like to say, here and – Read More-