Let me tell you about MY Joey. Little Jojo, who turned 2 this week. Because what I have to tell may shock, may horrify or may even having you calling the Police. You see Joey is the most adoringly lovable little boy ever. And I state that with total certainty, with the statistics drawn from – Read More-
David Baddeil wrote a rather interesting book recently called ‘Jews don’t count’. It’s a rather novel way of looking at anti-semitism and how no-one considers it as ‘racism’, not really, even up to (shadow) Government level. Because although Jews are, by any possible definition, an ‘ethnic minority’, we don’t get any of the usual benefits – Read More-
Who would have thought that in the middle of a fucking global pandemic, we’d have the cheek to start doubting Albert Einstein? I mean, really? Einstein? He who has never been proved wrong, despite 43,573,865 degree and doctoral dissertations using ever-increasing computer power and vastly improved universe understanding, all failing to undermine one word (ok, – Read More-
We’re all heading for June 21st!!! The biggest day in HISTERRY!!! Not just because its 5 days after my birthday and my hangover would have subsided, but because lockdown gets unlocked. If nothing else happens. And no-one else dies. And the Indians keep their variant to themselves. Said so in the headlines. Because the ‘big – Read More-
At the end of a truly fabulous and wonderful league campaign, Spurs have achieved not just glory but quite literally history! Because by cleverly avoiding the top 4 league places, deftly ducking fifth and side-stepping 6th, we get, as 7th placed, to enter the most coveted, very first, the inaugural, the brand new Europa Conference – Read More-
Martin Bashir murdered Princess Diana! And the BBC took out the hit! Encouraged by Prince Philip. Who threatened to refuse payment of his license fee if they didn’t agree. Prince Harry took to drink and drugs. Prince William took to the Scottish hills to find solace and comfort from… the heather? Thistles? Never smoked either – Read More-
I feel sorry for the poor people of Gaza. The real people. The ones just trying to live, to work, to educate their kids. The ones who only want peace. Which is proving difficult currently, due to the governance of Hamas. Who have long been at war with Israel. In fact the only purpose of – Read More-
No, no, no If you go I’ll be sad and blue… Stevie Wonder. 1974. Brilliant song from a brilliant man. Who not only predicted the birth of Harry Kane, 20 years later, but also his imminent departure from the club WHICH MADE HIM, loved him, nurtured his fledgling talent, groomed (in a good way) the – Read More-
I’m going nowhere. I’m riveted to the spot. Well, to England. I won’t even go to Wales because I’ll never remember if I’m allowed to be in a group of eight, indoors, from 3 different bubbles or in a group of 12, outdoors, from 9 different bubbles starting with 6 different letters. Nor do I – Read More-
These are a few of my favourite things, not in the Julie Andrews way; football, films, fuck-ups and food. The photo above I’ll get to later. It will divide. 50% of people will be excited, the other 50, bored and uninterested. So today its food. Real food. And you can’t get more real than sausages. – Read More-