Donald Trump was right on the money. As always. This whole Ukraine thing is their own fault. Why didn’t we see that? How could we be so sympathetic to their horrendous plight, their massive death toll, forced mass migration and the bombing of all those cities? When it was all Ukraine’s fault!! It was obvious, – Read More-
I just love football. All that rubbish and complaining and misery I’ve been talking about lately has suddenly been put into the perspective of ‘historical blip’ as we sauntered to a stunning win yesterday at White Hart Lane, showing we now have a pretty good chance of winning the league. As long as certain events – Read More-
Went to see the Bob Dylan movie last night. Complete Unknown. Quite frankly, it’s brilliant. And that’s without hearing a word spoken. Timothy Chalomet spoke just like Dylan, whiny mumble. He sang like Dylan too. Whiny mumble. But those words I knew, well most of ‘em. But the dialogue? My hearing’s almost as bad as – Read More-
JD Vance is the vice president of all America. As a good analogy to understand this very important role, if the President of America is a Rolls Royce, or a Cadillac, the VP is the spare tyre. Maybe just the jack. A locking wheel-nut. His job is to speak the words of his boss, in – Read More-
All hail The Donald, the peacemaker supreme. As long as there’s a deal in it for him. Bless him. He’s going to Saudi Arabia to ‘sort out’ the Ukraine business once and for all. And he probably will. It needs to end. He’ll meet Pooot’n there and they’ll plan the end of the war. Brilliant. – Read More-
Before we start talking about the Labour MPs being suspended for ‘suspected racism, sexism, antisemitism, Islamophobia and possibly cyber-rape!!! (well why not?)’, we need to establish the rules. And the rule for WhatsApp is: there are no rules. Well, there shouldn’t be. If you want to offend someone, upset someone, toxically abuse them, then send – Read More-
I have decided to come out of my forced retirement from skiing and hit the pistes once more. In my case, probably quite literally, and normally face-first. I had to take a ‘hiatus’ of about 10 years as my shoulder pains worsened and risk of damaging it beyond its already ‘catastrophic’ were too worrying. But – Read More-
I’m moving to Miami. Did I tell you? Oh, must have slipped my mind. I haven’t told Mel yet either. But they’re building a block of flats there… ok, Bentley, the car people, are building a block of flats there. And for just $5.8million, you get a ‘drive-in flat’. All the flats, on all 62 – Read More-
An amazing thing happened to me yesterday. I watched a sporting event on tv and came away at the end deliriously happy, thrilled to bits, excited with massive relief and feeling on top of the world, invincible and ready to invade Iran single-handedly. The England France rugby match was always likely to be heated. At – Read More-
A woman had a terrible reaction to her Botox fix. Ended up in hospital with her eyes so swollen they wouldn’t open, lots of pain and terrible swelling in her skin. Friends told her that at least there were no wrinkles. If she could have smiled, she would have. I’m not saying this woman is – Read More-