Donald Trump is a moronic imbecile who shouldn’t be allowed to order in McDonalds, let alone run a country. Donald Trump is a complete antidote to the anodyne norm of benign and impotent national leaders. If these two sentences seem incompatible, incongruous, contradictory? then welcome to my world. Every time I watch the news, those – Read More-
Prostate cancer is all the rage. Now that Giles Coren was told he has a prostate so ineffectively cancerous that it requires no action, everyone wants it. It’s a fashion statement. For men of certain age it has taken over from a Harley Davidson as ‘the must have thing’ for between your legs. And prostate – Read More-
Ya know; anyone can be a Liverpool fan. Its so fucking easy. You just relax, get a bit exited if you’re not 3-nil up by half time, possibly a bit anxious if ‘they’ score a goal when you’ve only netted 6, and just stroll away at the end, giving Arne Slot a wave with another – Read More-
Ok, so I cook a bit. It’s no big deal. Here’s what you do. You get some ingredients, stir ‘em up, marinade something wot needs marinading, fry those which require it, put a lid on and cook for 15 minutes/1 hour 25/3 hours 42 on gas mark 7/220 degrees/on a low light on the hob, – Read More-
That’s the new promotion by the police. Speed Kills! Nothing subtle. Nothing cryptic. Nothing too verbose. Just the facts: speed kills! What they don’t tell you is that driving too slowly makes you want to kill. Its different, I know, but its real. I get behind the wheel and I’m just fine until things happen. – Read More-
Trump’s gonna go mad. He hates China with a passion already. And that was before… DeepSeek-gate!!!! Those pesky little dudes from the East have made an AI… thing, that’s better than Chat GPT, it ourperforms OpenAI, it does everything everyone else’s does (I have not one fucking clue what that might be, I’m still living – Read More-
Today I’m going to introduce a new word. A Yiddish word. Rather appropriate as today is the 80th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz. Which also represents possibly the last time anyone was ever happy and relieved to see the Russian army coming. And Yiddish is such a rarity now, after 6 million predominantly Yiddish – Read More-
Who wants another runway at Heathrow? I do. I want my own one so I don’t get delayed because some slack pilot has ‘missed his slot’, because he’s got a hangover and turned off his alarm. But in reality, we ALL need a new runway. 2 is just not enough. And it isn’t for a – Read More-
Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything. Isn’t that what they say? Oh, well, its what I say. Pretty much every week at the moment, just after they announce the football scores. But not on Thursday night!! No! It was all about the sweet smell of victory, the joy of the result, the total exhilaration – Read More-
Axel Rudakubana has been in the papers a lot lately. Because at age 17 he murdered three gorgeous little girls. For the simple reason that… He could? That he wanted to? That he’s a murderous psychopath with no idea about the value of life? Anyway, who knows? Why he murdered them, and injured 8 others – Read More-