I heard someone on the radio this morning saying the Manchester Murders were Kier Starmer’s fault. Because of his obvious failure to address rising antisemitism in our (once) fine land of freedoms for all and sundry, but possibly not for Jews. My initial thought was ‘well, steady on, the man’s a worthless robot who can’t – Read More-
Yom Kippur is a happy day. Ok, you don’t eat, but instead you’re elevated to a truly angelic plane, and you’ve never seen an angel in Burger King, have you, so for 25 hours, it ain’t gonna kill you to fast (STARVE!!!). And it’s happy because, if you take working and eating out of the – Read More-
I haven’t taken the tube to work for 2 weeks!!! I am now officially… a biker!!! Although you get less ‘!!!’ for an e-bike because there’s no real kind’a effort involved. But we can still enjoy the same levels of smugness as the boys in Lycra. (And gels in Lycra, who are much nicer to – Read More-
Yesterday the Labour Party Conference began. Possibly Kier Starmer’s last one as the leader. Because, according to reports, either Andy Burnham will soon be taking over the leadership, or we’ll just go straight to a General Election which Nigel Farage will win with a majority of 100 seats. So really, Kier might as well go – Read More-
So I’ve checked my ‘digital ID’ and it turns out I’m an AI avatar called Rodney. I’m non-binary, poly-sexual (sleep with parrots), and I live on a commune of like-minded deviants in Ayrshire. I have a National Insurance number but choose not to use it for work, only for claiming benefits. Which I do in – Read More-
Look, I’ve talked about Donald Trump, Sir Kier Worthless, Sadiq (effin) Kahn, Thomas Frank, Benjamin Netanyahu, Nigel Farage, Lila, Joey and Tommy bloody Robinson. But what about me? I haven’t played tennis for 8 weeks!!! And its all about hips. And scars. You see I’ve given up my season ticket at Spurs and replaced it – Read More-
Basically, if you know what you’re talking about, then I’m listening, but if you don’t, SHUT THE FUCK UP! A concept Donald Trump hasn’t quite got his head around. In his mind, if he says it; its true. Valid. Scientific. Proven. Just by the power of his words. Unfortunately, there are people out there who – Read More-
In a wonderful announcement yesterday, Sir Kier Bland declared, on behalf or our fine nation, that ‘we officially recognise the Palestinian State’. A statement of such import and magnitude that it will immediately affect… nothing. Though in the future, it will have In a massive effect on… nothing. The same effect caused by the same – Read More-
To be engaged in a ‘local derby’ football match, there needs to be a degree of equivalence. When Manchester City play Manchester United, this happens. Even though it’s a battle between ‘the big team’ now, against the ‘bit team’ then. When Arsenal play Spurs, it’s the same. Ok, Arsenal have over the last… few years, – Read More-
I think I must be a masochist. Whilst everyone else ‘just can’t watch the news any more’, I can’t get enough. Any evening without Clive Myrie is a wasted one. All my fantasies involve Sophie Raworth and Rita Chakrabarti. Possibly together. I’ve always watched the 10 o’clock news on BBC and I probably always will. – Read More-