Leo Messi, the greatest footballing Argentinian the world has every seen, although some think that should be cheating fat little coke-head, Maradona, looks set to leave his ‘home’. Lionel Messi wasn’t born in Barcelona but he’s lived there since he joined their famous and fabulous youth academy when he was an amazingly prodigious talent, at – Read More-
In light of the recent scandal at the BBC, where those fat, middle-class white people finally saw the light and will NOT be singing the terrible, racist, xenophobic, slave-trade-throwback lyrics to either ‘Land of Hope and Glory’, or ‘Rule Britannia’, there has been uproar by the lovers of the ‘Proms’. Who are also, by sheer – Read More-
I try always to be non-judgmental. Even handed. Give everyone the benefit of the doubt. Don’t judge books by covers. Or dipsticks by their socks & sandals combo. Even when I meet people who look like total, less-than-zero losers, (you know who you are), I try and find positives in them. Because you never know. – Read More-
The city of Paris is awash with the glory and prestige of reaching tonight’s European Champions’ League final. They daubed the Eiffel Tower in PSG (that’s Paris St Germain, their football team) colours and made the biggest fuss ever about reaching the world’s most prestigious football match, for the very first time. (When Spurs reached – Read More-
There was a supermodel once called Elle McPherson. Known as ‘The Body’. Even though her body was about 6 feet tall and six inches at its widest point. Or ‘points’, maybe. I saw her once. We stopped to buy water (I was with Mel, on holiday, its what you do) at a shopping mall in – Read More-
America is voting for a new President this year. It’s in the constitution and therefore can’t be changed. Like gun laws, or total lack of them, it is enshrined. And the question is: WHERE THE FUCK IS MICHELLE OBAMA WHEN YOU NEED HER???? Because currently, the electoral options facing America’s 360 million voters, is to – Read More-
It’s now a scientific fact that Covid 19 makes you stupid. Even if you haven’t actually had it and test negative now. It’s the mere presence of the virus in the atmosphere that increases how thick and less intelligent people are, regardless of insufficient levels to infect. And this has now been officially, statistically, proven – Read More-
Nothing’s as sustainable as it used to be. Not the planet, not the oceans, not the furlough scheme, not really the economy and certainly not football. And as football is much more important than all the rest, we should look at that first. We’ll come to cod fishing… next week. Because there’s a new ‘model’ – Read More-
I wish to pay homage to Mr Sadiq Kahn, the esteemed mayor of London. I wish to praise him, I wish to list his accomplishments and commend his character. I’d like to extol his virtues and proclaim his wonderfulness during his time in Mayoral office. But I can’t. Because he’s a tosser way beyond normal – Read More-
The most brilliant news ever. The Coronavirus death total in England has changed from 46,000 to just 41,000!!! I mean… I mean… I mean… this government has just saved 5,000 people!!! Jesus Christ himself didn’t save that many. (Ok, if you count the ‘re-borns’ in Alabama, Tennessee, Mississippi, and re-define ‘saved’, then maybe). Where are – Read More-