There’s an old joke. Goes like this: so God made all the countries and as he was naming them he said, ‘well this country really does have it all. Its big, its beautiful, wonderfully fertile, has the Alps, the Pyrenees, hundreds of miles of stunning coastline and amazing (even by my standards, not willing to – Read More-
Do you go to a gym? You know, one of those places filled with mirrors depicting depressed and strained fat bastards, red-faced and half a squat away from a hernia? Gym. You know. Well I don’t. I’ll keep my 125 quid a month to spend on dirty burgers and beer, thank you very much. Ok, – Read More-
Angel di Maria is a lucky man. He has risen from being an Argentinian slum-dog, working in the coal mine with his father when he was 10 years old, to becoming the most expensive footballer on these shores when arrived at the more modern slum that is Manchester. Ok, maybe its no longer the slum – Read More-
I always thought the purpose of G-d was to make the world a better place. To instil morality that, according to those of a religious nature, would be lacking without a religious framework underpinning society’s laws. So any kind of ‘holy war’ has always seemed a complete contradiction in terms, even for one as ungodly – Read More-
No, its not a football score, that (sorry Dave) was 4-nil and iced the cake on the week for Spurs fans. Taking us ‘top of the table’, in that ‘yeah, really’ kind of way. Still looks nice though. In case you haven’t seen it: BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE 2014/15 POS TEAM PLD W D L PTS – Read More-
No-one was more upset last night as Arsenal scored their late and completely undeserved equaliser against poor Everton, who had to listen to those horrible, nasty travelling gooners singing: ‘two nil, and you fucked it up… etc, etc’. OK, maybe the Everton fans were almost as upset, but when a striker as wasteful as Giroud – Read More-
So there’s 2 guys ‘avin’ a chat darn the pub, right? An’ Iain says: “‘ere, Malky, youse never gonna guess whooo they just signed to play on the wing. Only a faaaarrrrkin’ Chinky!” “Naaahhhhh!!!” says Malky, “yer ‘avin a laaarf, ain’t’cha??? A frikkin Chinky? Ya know why, cos ‘is agent is a fat jewboy and – Read More-
Vitamin D deficiency comes about due to lack of sunlight and/or certain foods. Its particularly common in pregnant women, children under 5, people over 65 and Australian tossers who’ve spent 2 years hiding in the Ecuadorian Embassy in Knightsbridge. You can get rickets. Whatever the fuck they are. But Julian Assange can pretend he’s got – Read More-
Part… 963, Culcha. There’s very few places in the world that really do offer ‘everything’. I mean ‘everything you’d want’. Not necessarily buying little boys or beheading practice, but everything you might want to see or do of a nice nature. And London is right up there with so many fantastic opportunities. Ok, we don’t – Read More-
Yesterday 3 magpies landed on the lawn. Just a few hours later Spurs won. In a ‘brilliant’ match (though reports may vary due to the pro-Arsenal stance of much of the so-called ‘neutral’ press) my boys grabbed the points at West Ham. So are those magpies responsible for my team’s victory? Doh. I don’t even – Read More-