So I was mowing my lawn, as ya do… well, as I do, you don’t cos you’re an old bourgeoise capitalist, probably Brexiteer, who wouldn’t get his hands dirty. Well I love dirty hands. Always have. Anyway, as I was filling up the mower I thought: I now spend more money on petrol for the – Read More-
We’re going out looking for life. Its out there somewhere. Not here, on Earth, that’s all doom and depression and gloom and Arsenal top of the league. We’re looking for life… elsewhere!!! To be precise, on the moons of Jupiter. Well, why not? Gotta start somewhere. So we are going, and that’s proper, European ‘we’, – Read More-
We went to Northampton yesterday. As ya do. Well, there’s an amazing play centre there, the likes of which don’t exist down in high rent land as you need acres of space for laser-quest and dodgem cars for kids and climbing walls and indoor mini-golf and all the other wonders that little kids lurve. We – Read More-
So here’s the question: do you want to be fat and fertile or slim and sterile? Its a big question. But may get less big if you opt for the latter. Because they’ve been examining the new ‘fasting diets’, where you don’t eat on Tuesday, or you only eat til 7 at night and then – Read More-
Growing up in the 60s and 70s, there was all manner of deprivation inherent in our post-war, baby-boom lives. Ok, we had sugar, all we wanted, so ‘sweets’ were hard currency back in that day. Also, soft currency, chewy currency and sherbet-flavoured currency. But if we liked a particular song, we had to either buy – Read More-
Yesterday’s match between Liverpool and Arsenal really did ‘have it all’. It had football, not a big surprise, it had goals, it had Arsenal disappointment, and we all love that, it had on-field violence, and best of all, quite uniquely, it had off-field violence between a referee and a player. Oh, you think, that happens – Read More-
I love this time in the football season. The sharp end. When things get decided. Who wins what. Which cups go to whom. Where the valuable final placings are set. Spurs are still in with a good shout for a 4th place finish. We just need Newcastle to get a 10-point penalty deduction for some – Read More-
Ok, that was Passover. Which is ‘an ongoing issue’ for the next six days, but the main event, the ‘seder’ is now, officially, over. We did one Wednesday night at extended family and it was fab. We told the story. But Lila and Joey weren’t there as it was felt that 3 hours of intellectual – Read More-
And thus did the Jewish people escape their slavery and bondage, their enforced BDSM, at the hands of the Egyptians, not even having time to wait for their bread to rise, as Moses led them through the Red Sea which God parted, because there were no people traffickers with rubber dinghies. They were met in – Read More-
Abdoulaye Doucoure, the Everton midfielder, was speaking before Ramadan, stating that he always fasts during the holy month, and it never affects his football. Especially as sunset is before evening matches, allowing the worshippers to break their fast before kick-off. But the Premier League have agreed to an extended ‘break’ during play to allow fasting – Read More-