…lend me your ears. I come to praise Bob, not to bury him. The evil that men do lives after them… Ever since Mark Anthony made that speech it has become the benchmark for eulogies. Particularly hypocritical ones made by 2-faced bastards who never had a good thing to say about someone until they die – Read More-
Charles Darwin. What a tosser, eh? Bloody twit. Didn’t know nuffink about nuffink. Because some bird in Australia found that female birds sing as well as male birds. And I’m not talking about Beyonce here, nor Rhianna. Real ‘birds’, lesser-spotted thingumies and red-throated whatevers. Can you bloody adam’n’eve it? Who’d’a thought?? In his seminal work, – Read More-
Poor Uncle Cyril. One day he was right as ninepence, the next he took ill and a day later he died. He was 82 and ka-boom. Such is life, such is death. For those left behind, it was sudden, unprepared for, shocking. As my father (his older brother) said, when I told him: ‘great way – Read More-
what a great headline that is. Apropos of nothing, but I’ll save it for use in the not too distant future. And although Crimea specifically, Ukraine generally and Russia horribly is on our minds and in our thoughts, there is simply too much amazing sport this weekend to expend too much mental energy on mere – Read More-
In the 60s there was a tv show called ‘Dixon of Dock Green’. Arguably the first ever ‘cop show’ on’t telly. This was no Starsky and Hutch, this fell way short of CSI, lacked the legal intrigues of Homicide and the fly-on-the-wall gritty feel of Hill Street Blues. In fact, I think it safe to – Read More-
We beat the Danes last night. At football. Anglos 1, Vikings 0. It was brilliant. We were magnificent. It was truly outstanding… Ok, it was dull, drab, and we just about beat a team that has Nicklas Bendtner as their star player. So let’s not get too excited about our World Cup prospects, assuming Brazil – Read More-
More testing. Always testing. Testing, testing, testing… This time its in Southern California (thus on geographical grounds is probably doubly worthless) and its about proteins. Ahhh, proteins, the ‘good stuff’. Yeah, well, it used to be. But no longer. It’ll kill ya fucking dead! “Too much cheese and meat in middle age is recipe for – Read More-
The Oscar for the most clinical shooting of a girlfriend is… Pistorius!!!! (Hooray, applause, cheering, whoop, whoop, whooooo). Poor Blade Runner. An enigma. Either wide eyed and legless victim of his own paranoia who inadvertently shot his dearly beloved to death after an evening of romance and lurve. Or a cold and brutal dictatorial killer – Read More-
you know that funny thing footballers do, when they aren’t very good with one of their feet (you wouldn’t expect two-footedness for just £4million a year, would you?), and they are stuck out on the wrong foot and need to pass? So instead of just kicking it left footedly, they plant their left foot and – Read More-
What is going on in our Mad Mad Mad World of Football??? Its cccccrrrrrr-azy!!!! And my use of the flippant and childish tone along with loads of inappropriate punctuation is to accentuate the childishness of the whole thing. Honest, Dad, cross me heart… Alan Pardew is a 50 year old man. He manages (on some – Read More-