Andy's Glasses

a blog through the eyes…

Andy Conway

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March 1, 2014

and the winner will be…

Its Oscars time again. Tomorrow night, in Hollywood, the finest talent Tinseltown can find will parade along to collectively pat themselves on the back for looking so fucking gorgeous, for wearing the most unaffordable clothes the ridiculous world of ‘haute couture’ has begged to give them for nothing and to congratulate themselves on how much – Read More-

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February 28, 2014

bummer…

The delightful-(ly stupid and frankly ridiculous) Kim Kardashian has insured her arse. For $21 million. Wow. That’s some arse. Which was never in doubt, but 21 mil??? As the rather lovely Ms K. does nothing, works at nothing, plays no significant part in society other than being herself all over the fucking tv, this insurance – Read More-

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February 27, 2014

what a liberty…

Harriet Harman, the deputy leader of the Labour Party, or Ed Milliband’s oily rag, as the role may be deemed, is a paedophile!!!! How outrageous, how dire, dasterdly, desperate and disastrous. Diabolical. Disgusting. Well, I suppose she’s not really a child-abuser herself (though you’d think she was if you read the Daily Mail) but she – Read More-

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February 26, 2014

seasonal affliction…

They call it ‘winter sports’. And for good reason. Mainly because they happen in the winter time. When the weather’s a bit funny, a bit unpredictable, when the Thames Valley floods, when England gets submerged, when its cold and in particular, because it snows. The irony being that without this snow, you can’t do winter – Read More-

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February 25, 2014

good sport…

The definition of ‘sport’ is as follows: an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment. So there you have it. Its simple, easy, unambiguous and, as ever, subject to great argument and debate. Is golf a sport? Plenty of skill, low on exertion. – Read More-

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February 24, 2014

and how was YOUR day…

I don’t ask for much. A warm bed, three squares a day (or four, or better still loads of snacks in between, and booze, maybe some mild drugs, a lot of chocolate…) and comfort and security. That’s all. I’m not demanding, I’m not high maintenance. I don’t ‘want it all and want it now’. I’m – Read More-

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February 22, 2014

winter of content…

I haven’t watched any of the Winter Olympics, none of it. Its like tennis, a game I really love to play, but can only watch Wimbledon because its fab but never bother with the Australian Open, or the French. Especially the French. And yet these are big events of worldwide significance. And they are sports, – Read More-

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February 20, 2014

bigger than anything…

Spurs are playing football tonight. Its a massive game. Probably the biggest and most glamorous match of the season so far as they play FC Dnipro to decide (well, to ‘half-decide’ as its the first of a two-leg tie) who goes through to the last 16 of the Europa League of Teams that aren’t Bad – Read More-

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February 19, 2014

swordsman…

Prince Charles is in Saudi Arabia. As if you couldn’t tell that this picture wasn’t taken in his Tesco Local in Cornwall. He’s gone there to… errr… hmmm… Well, why does he go anywhere? He goes as an ambassador for Britain. I would imagine, just to keep our oil flowing nicely and smoothly. And whilst – Read More-

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February 18, 2014

errrrr…

The American Dementia Society has shown conclusively that exercise not only reduces the onset of dementia but also ‘builds up the brain’, significantly increasing its volume over time, as compared to the ‘non-exercise’ group in the trial. Or ‘Americans’ as they’re normally called. This represents almost a ‘national disaster’ in the States where it was – Read More-

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