Never doubt the power of the press. The ‘wonderfully impartial’ BBC, whose news is my daily obsession, even though I hate 72% of what they say, and more importantly, THE WAY THEY SAY IT, demonstrated this last night. With just one ‘throw away’ sentence. When speaking of the beloved Harry & Meg, the newsreader told us that Harry was going to have a meeting with the Home Office to “decide whether he will receive TAX PAYER FUNDED security”. Nothing wrong with that, its true, its accurate, its grammatically correct. Yet it is highly inflammatory. It inflamed me. I’m not paying for that free-loading, spoilt little rich kid with my hard earned money, when he has sufficient millions in his bank to pay the Daily Mail £9million this week, following his failed law-suit against them. Fucking poncing Prince.

If Clive Myrie had instead said that Harry was trying to receive security from the state, it is exactly the same point but without the horrible, personalising slant which immediately has every British tax payer fuming. Ok, had this British tax payer fuming. And please remember; it’s all about ME.

Then my thinking becomes along those lines. Why should WE pay for HIM? And, more importantly, for HER??? And in that respect, I diverge from most people. Because everyone hates Meghan. Except me. She is simply too good looking for me to hate and I am THAT superficial and sleazy that I’m prepared to ‘forgive’ all the terrible things she’s done and is pretty much still doing. She’ll need security, just from being attacked by other mums on the school run. From the check-out guys at Tescos (as if), from everyone. Her father-in-law hates her. Her brother-in-law despises her, as does his wife. To our entire, extended ‘royal family’ she is hate figure number 1.

So why are they returning? When everything is so wonderful and successful in Santa Barbara? Well, there are, unsurprisingly, only rumours.

Meghan is going to star in a tv show being filmed over here. Which turns out to be Guy Richie’s gig, and also turns out that she isn’t. She hasn’t got the part.

Harry doesn’t want his children speaking with American accents. Obviously his wife’s doesn’t bother him so much. Though her’s is a bit Canadian/American, so maybe that doesn’t offend Harry’s posh, English ears. Or he may just want his kids educated here, as he was, and as every Royal has been ever since Eton was invented. Apparently Harry and Meghan even intend to educate Lilibet and educating women is quite contentious is Royal circles.

Maybe just wants to be near his dad. Ok, the man hates him, but when Harry knocks, he has to the let the boy in. And that dad, our KING!!!, ffs, has cancer. About which we, the public, know absolutely nothing. And it could be bad. We aren’t privy to such information.

I’m kind of a fan of Harry. But when he moved to America he was so positive it was a ‘forever move’ that he burned virtually every ‘bridge’ he had over here. Insulting his mother-in-law, slagging off the whole family, accusing every national newspaper of hacking (as if he’s that fucking important!) and accusing our beloved, but dead, Queen of being a racist. Wearing a KKK pointed hat on top of her crown. Sort of.

So to come back was never likely to be easy. And guess what, Harry? It ain’t.

No mention of football, I noticed. How odd. Maybe disconnecting the tv, muting the radio and burning the newspapers this morning had something to do with it.

Happy Sunday

A xxxx