Andy's Glasses

a blog through the eyes…

Andy Conway

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April 5, 2019

‘Quality…

Last night at midnight was the deadline for posting gender pay gap figures for the year. For big companies. Failure to comply would result in directors having a compulsory night out at Hooters. And the figures are… unequivocal. Generally, ‘men get paid more than women’. Some companies have ‘reduced their gender pay gap’ whilst others – Read More-

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April 4, 2019

fortress…

Spurs new stadium, new White Hart Lane, Brilliant, impregnable, we’ve never lost a game. Hundred percent record there, that’s no mean feat So praise the Lord, give thanks, for the team that is to beat. The whole thing, beer an’all, only cost one measly billion Whereas Lucas Moura, whom we love, he’s just a bloody – Read More-

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April 3, 2019

colder…

In the 1950s there was the ‘cold war’. Russia and America, building up nuclear arms, spying, dastardly deeds, McCarthy witch-hunts and the yanks lived in mortal fear of ‘reds under the bed’. A metaphor for either Americans who were really communists, or ‘they hear what we say!’ Nothing to do with Arsenal fans. But this – Read More-

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April 2, 2019

catastrophe…

I’m not sure which is a greater catastrophe; the failure of MPs to accept any possible Brexit scenario or Arsenal winning last night to overtake Spurs. On a personal level, the Arsenal situation hurts more, will definitely create more anguish, taunting, depression and possibly reactive violence, but on a national level David Cameron’s ‘gift’ of – Read More-

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April 1, 2019

choo…

It’s Lila’s birthday. Today. Why its not an official bank and public holiday, with street parties and processions, possibly a carnival, free parking everywhere, all speed cameras turned off for the day, speech by the Queen, 21-gun salute over the Tower at noon… I’ll just never know. In my mind its all that and more. – Read More-

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March 31, 2019

Kill the bill…

We were ‘cancelled’ last night. That’s always a big bonus. A night in. Ahhhhhh. So I had a long bath, with Robert Harris. Finished ‘Munich’. Not his best. Then Mel went in the bath. A different one. A clean one. With bubbles and oils and candles and ohmmmm. And Kill Bill was on. But, like, – Read More-

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March 30, 2019

I feel the need…

It’s not that I’m some speed freak kind of insane Mad Maxian, Bullitt-driving, Vanishing Pointish Blues Brother, verging on the Thelma & Louise, but I just like fast cars and faster driving. I’m a victim of my age. (Always award yourself victim status to at least mitigate acting like a total nob, if not gaining – Read More-

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March 29, 2019

warning…

Due to the unfairness of the working world, I had to miss my Liladay activities yesterday, leaving Mel in sole charge of the gorgeous little destroyer. She called me when I arrived at work, (Mel, not Lila, though Lila did speak to me too), in a slight panic because of a bit of a problem – Read More-

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March 28, 2019

options…

Ok, so parliament is ‘taking control of the Brexit process’, they voted so on Monday. First we (apparently) want to ‘take control of the borders’, now this. We like control. Therefore they set the agenda and the government can’t do nuffink about it. And they’re basically presenting options over different proposals for Brexiting nicely, or – Read More-

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March 26, 2019

Shite hart lane…

Spurs new stadium? It’s shite, that is, fucking shite. All that corporate glitz and hi-tech wizardry and fucking Oyster card entry and beer that fills up from the bottom of the glass!!!! I mean, what’s that all abaart?? Ok so they can fill 10,000 glasses in 3 minutes, but what’s everyone else gonna drink? And – Read More-

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