You see, my problem has always been that I suffer with extreme beauty. Something of a curse, generally, with all those women falling at my feet, it makes walking to the station very slow. But I live with it. Whereas poor Russell Brand is an ugly man who thinks he’s beautiful. And that creates a totally different dynamic. Such a fabulously loud and lairy and narcissistic and misogynistic and extremely arrogant dynamic in which he ‘thinks’ that women should fall at his feet, so he just pushes them to the floor. The result is the same. We can only play the hand we’re dealt.

Yet I simply can’t see anything wrong with what Russell did, ‘back in the day’, when he was God. When he had tv shows and was THE talking head they wanted on everyone else’s show. Obviously when he ‘prank called’ the saintly Andrew Sachs (‘Manuel’ from Fawlty Towers, but in later age) and abused him verbally, that changed it a bit for Russ. They say he’d ‘abused’ the man on the phone. Whereas it was all perfectly good fun! Well, for him and Jonathan Ross is was fun, for Andrew Sachs it was appalling. Bloody misery. Both Ross and Russ lost their jobs. Which is really mean.

And now they’ve put him in court! Russell Brand! I mean, WHY???

All he did was presume that every woman in the world, in fact, ANY woman in his world wanted to have sex with him. Even if they didn’t know it at the time. But surely they’d realise at some point that it was what they’d always dreamed of. Even whilst saying ‘NO!’ repeatedly. And therefore, he was fully entitled to grab, grope, molest, fondle and assault these women. It was just what they wanted, what ALL women wanted. I mean, that’s just a form of ‘foreplay’, right? And ‘consent’ is a bit vague, when they’re all gagging for it.

Russell then found God. I can only imagine that Our Lord and Master lives at the end of Russell Brand’s nob, because I can’t imagine where else he find him. Anyway, Russell found God and got married and lived happily ever… almost. He did do a lot of adultery, but he confessed and probably just missed that bit of the 10 commandments when he was bible-ing up and communing with Jesus and shit. No-one’s perfect.

But how can it be ‘rape’ if every woman is desperate to have sex with him? It makes no sense. To me, or to Russell, or probably to Andrew Tait. Possibly the only other man to fully understand the place of women in our society. Which is, pretty much, under a man. Whenever he so decides. I get that totally. Then the women get pissed off because he doesn’t phone them again, so cry ‘rape’. It’s just like Andrew Tait says. And he’s always right. He told us. Although he is in prison currently.

Russell is a role model. He should be treated as such. It’s not easy to be a vile, piece-a-shit scumbag, misogynistic rapist with a God delusion and an ego the size of a mountain. And those with similar delusions need a leader.

RUSSELL BRAND IS INNOCENT!!!

Happy Saturday

A xxxx