This is no time for fence sitting. You’ll only get splinters in your bum. This is a time for Europe. And our future within it. Or without it. In politics as well as football. And decisions have to be made. This picture is of sweet blond, Eva Van Housen. She sits on no fences. EVER!! – Read More-
I’ve heard of the ‘naughty step’ where errant children are forced so sulk whilst contemplating the errors of their ways. That its not acceptable to show your hatred of broccoli by dumping it into grandma Gina’s lap. That the cat’s tail is attached permanently and should not be removed so it can be wrapped around – Read More-
England played last night. Another, and the last, warm-up for the Euros, starting soon in a French country very near you. I missed it. Thank God. I hate friendlies, even when England have become basically ‘Spurs with lions on’. And this friendly was so limp that Portugal’s only real player never even bothered to show – Read More-
The sandwich bar chain, Pret, is opening a pop-up in Soho to test a new concept in Pretism; vegetarian food only. Oooooh, that’s radical. Let’s just hope they fold quickly in abject herbivorous failure. Because what makes the First World different from less fortunate places is food choice. In fact we probably suffer from choice – Read More-
There’s a new crime in the world of public office. Its called ‘sharing a platform’ and its a major offence. Punishable by… something. John McDonnell, the shadow chancellor and comrade vice-chairman in the People’s Republic of New Old Labour, has slagged off new mayor, fellow (ish) Labourite Sadiq Kahn for ‘sharing a platform’ with David – Read More-
Sunday night we went to see a movie. Called ‘Remember’. Its clever. Its unusual. The ‘stars’ are a 90 year-old ‘hit man’ who has dementia, and another 90 year-old who’s in a wheel chair with an oxygen tube permanently affixed to his nostrils. Not yer normal ‘action flick’ then. No ripped six-packs and motor-cycle chases – Read More-
Here’s a moral dilemma for you. Little boy falls into a gorilla’s pen a the zoo. Gorilla appears to help little boy get steady. Then picks him up, walks round with him for a bit, ok, drags him round a bit too, then looks puzzled. Though how ‘puzzlement’ is assessed on the face of a – Read More-
Ok, Real Madrid beat neighbours Athletico in the Champions League final last night to officially end the entire official football season, in any properly official way. Its over. Finished. Normally gone til August but for the transfer mania that generally erupts about now even though no-one decent will actually put their name to a contract – Read More-
I don’t give a shit about Johnny Depp. Not a toss. Can’t stand him. Looks like he needs a good scrub. Never seen the attraction. He was brilliant in Scissorhands but then his career has been in nose-dive along with his love life. Divorced his long (Hollywood relative) term wife, blond skinny waif, married an – Read More-
This is a picture. Possibly the funniest picture I’ve ever seen. And I don’t know why. Though it probably encapsulates virtually everything that is wrong with the Conservative Party at the moment. Again; no idea why. Its just a ‘feeling’. Yes, men have feelings too. We’re allowed. Alec Sherbourne is an mp. Who has two – Read More-