See that bloke over there? In the gutter? Vomit down his tie; stupid grin stuck on his face; unable to stand; bottle of Asda Special Reserve Vodka (£3.26/litre) in his hand??? Fucking clever that bloke. Really brilliant. Frikkin genius. A psychologist told me. Because test have shown (yep, more bloody tests, its like the scientific – Read More-
Its just mental. I don’t know what, specifically, but its just mental. Innit? Queens Park Rangers have plans to move from Loftus Road, their home for over 100 years, to a new mega-site in Willesden. In NW10. I live in NW11, so that’s really just ‘1’ away from here!!! Ok, the London area numbers are – Read More-
Can you split an infinitive? Can you actually pray ‘boldly’ as opposed to humbly, sincerely, smirkingly, fires of hellishly? Who cares? My point is that they have officially confirmed that Scientology is ‘a religion’. In my eyes, and in those of any good Something-fearing person (even if that which you fear is only losing to – Read More-
If hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, how about a woman pissed off by inappropriate behaviour by her husband at a memorial service? Like Michelle Obama in this picture of a picture taken at the Mandela memorial in Johannasberg yesterday. Barak and David Cameron, flirting with each other and with Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Danish – Read More-
Going against a US government request for all flags to be flown at half mast following the death of Nelson Mandela, the sheriff of Pickens, South Carolina, refused to do so over the courthouse/schoolroom/poolhall/brothel in his town, because Mandela ‘wasn’t American’. So I’m thinking here a kind of Dukes of Hazzard kind of sheriff; white – Read More-
Are you intelligent? Then prove it. Do something clever. Right now. Go on. You can’t, can you. No. Because intelligence is not like that. In fact its not really like anything. You can’t even judge it by behaviour, otherwise you’d have to think Boris Johnson was thick because he acts like a buffoon. And he’s – Read More-
what a fabulous word: palpable. It means ‘touchable’ but is only used for things you can’t actually touch. Anger. Fear. Desire. Or relief. So really it means ‘almost touchable’. Who gives a shit. My contempt for that word is palpable. But we use the word most often for relief. And what is the most common – Read More-
England are in the ‘group of death’!!!!! Just like they were last time, in the Euros, and the time before that in the last World Cup. The group of DEATH!!!!! Because its the group in which England generally die. So even if we happened to be grouped with San Marino, the Faroe Islands and Hawaii, – Read More-
Tom Daley, olympic diver extraordinaire and pin-up boy for the swimming pool classes and other teenage schoolgirls, this week announced that he is in a great and happy relationship, with a man (!!!!), though he still ‘likes’ girls. Now some cynics initially thought that sweet Tom was simply apparently hedging to keep those teenies screaming – Read More-
They played football last night. Some dork at the Football Association got Saturday at 3 mixed up with Wednesday at 8 so they all had to play in the dark and cold. Whatever next??? There are teams ya love (errrr, Spurs?) and teams ya hate (hmmmm; Chelsea? Man City??? Stoke????) and teams you kind’a quite – Read More-