There’s a new league table about. It’s the ‘most abused football players on social media’. The fact that this kind of abuse is posted by morons is highlighted by the fact that Harry Kane is in the Top 10. I have no idea why anyone would want to abuse a lovely man who is the – Read More-
England beat Germany in the gel’s (sexist term, patronising) football final on Sunday, in case you missed that. Little blonde, (more sexism, bit of blondism), Chloe Kelly celebrated her winning goal by taking off her shirt and running round in her sports bra (bookable offence, even for boys, the shirt thing, not the bra). Which – Read More-
OMG, them Lionesses did it!!! Beat the Hun! Stole victory!!! Became champions of all the women in all of Europe. At football. Not, kind’a, ‘football-football’, but wimmin’s football. The next best thing. The last English-person to lift a trophy worth lifting was Bobby Moore in 1966. And he was a boy. So, cynicism, snobbery, misogyny – Read More-
There’s going to be 87,000 football fans at Wembley tonight to watch England play Germany in the Euro final. I didn’t know there was 87,000 people prepared to watch women’s football but I’m pleased there are. Because it makes up for the almost unforgivable but completely understandable indifference of most of YOU, so-called ‘football fans’! – Read More-
I love this picture. Ok, I love all photos of ‘the kids’, as you may have, kind’a, noticed. But this represents a dramatic (?) reconstruction of the famous ‘Lord and Lady Muck’ situation in which they’re sitting at opposite ends of a massive, stately-home dining table and one asks t’other for the marmalade. Neither of – Read More-
We can’t put it off any longer. We NEED to have the women’s football conversation. England have now reached the final, beating Sweden last night in a wipeout 4-nil win over the pretty hot favourites (that’s ‘pretty’ as in ‘fairly’, rather than ‘cute’, although some of them were) to win the tournament. Therefore we need – Read More-
Rishi Sunak’s team made a plan. It went like this: no more Mr Nice Guy! No more smooth and slick, everyone hates that. Bare your fucking teeth and go totally pit-bull out there! He was pulling at his lead before Sophie Raworth said ‘good evening’. Liz Truss opted for a calmer, more measured, more ‘zen’ – Read More-
I’m a official penshoner. Therefore, I can moan. It’s what’s expected of me. When I was 65 it wasn’t allowed but now its mandatory. And not just to moan, but in fact to re-moan. Which is being miserable specifically about Brexit. Which I have been since the votes were counted. Albeit illegally because I wasn’t – Read More-
What’s happened to the French? Ok, they’ve never been ‘nice’ in any way, we wouldn’t expect that, barely even ‘decent’ in most cases. But they’ve always been good at certain other things, other than nastiness, snooty attitudes, surrendering, misplaced sense of superiority and winning the odd World Cup. They have always been obsessive bureaucrats, which – Read More-
I bought Joey a new toy. I think he was fed up with building blocks, plastic dinosaurs, planes and helicopters. His mother won’t let him have any guns and I’m fairly sure she never let him have the lovely, colour-coordinated set of fabulous throwing knives I bought him last Christmas. So I got him this. – Read More-