What is wrong with all those fucking Canadians? Ok, so they’ve been ‘independent’ since 1867, but that was independence from us. From me. From the British. But were they ever really independent from America? The relationship has been symbiotic. It has worked really well for 150 years. Until along came… Donald Trump. He wants Canada. – Read More-
Please don’t judge me. I am NOT a vegan. Honest. My shoes are leather. On principle. I eat steak tartare. Again, on principle, because I don’t love it. So you can see, I am a man of principle. The foremost one being: don’t eat it unless it was walking/flying/swimming/crawling (eeeuuuuwww) more than a few days – Read More-
All the talk is about jobs for the kids. Where they gonna work? How will they compete with AI, particularly if they don’t posses much non-artificial intelligence? Where are the ‘starting jobs’? Which you can’t get without experience, but how you gonna get experience if no-one will employ you? Should you go to university or – Read More-
Next week Mel and I are headed to northern France. Mel wants to see it and I want to drive somewhere. Don’t care where. Le Touquet is as good as anywhere. Hit the road, Jack. Why we’re actually going over to Calais is to see some boats launching. We’ve seen them arrive here for years, – Read More-
Never doubt the power of the press. The ‘wonderfully impartial’ BBC, whose news is my daily obsession, even though I hate 72% of what they say, and more importantly, THE WAY THEY SAY IT, demonstrated this last night. With just one ‘throw away’ sentence. When speaking of the beloved Harry & Meg, the newsreader told – Read More-
We have such a fabulous squad this season. We bought Tonali; he’s great, now he’s out of prison over his gambling… commitments; we have Fernandes who was deemed even too good to play for West Ham, and now we’re getting Savinho from Manchester City. As well as another big Dutchman in defence to create a – Read More-
So poor Jason Arday goes from international hate-figure, cheat, scam-artist, liar, plagiarist and truth-avoiding con-man, to ‘poor fallen hero’, with just one… overdose? rope around the neck?? hari-kiri??? And all because of… Me. I am the problem. I wrote a post about Jason and he topped himself. I never knew he read my rants. Ok, – Read More-
Last night… It fucking rained!!! I hate the rain; my very clean car got wet! I have to take a rain-proof jacket on my bike. It’s… wet!!! Stops you having fun outdoors. It’s always bloody rainin’ here. Ok, it hasn’t rained for 6 weeks and the entire country is totally desiccated. This ‘verdant isle’ is – Read More-
Tony Blair is the man for a crisis. He managed to orchestrate peace in Northern Ireland, FFS, so how hard can the middle east be? Compared to a bunch of militaristic kneecapping Irishmen who’d been murdering each other for 30 years? Oh, the Israelis and Palestinians have been doing it for nearly 80 years and – Read More-
So we were sitting in the garden on Friday night, before dinner. Drinks. Nothing posh, more: how can I get pissed most quickly and efficiently? Because of the temporary absence of Lila, Joey & co, cos they’re in Crete, it was a small affair. Just us, the younger daughter and the adopted daughter. Well, we’ve – Read More-