LONG LIVE THE KING!!!

That’s what happens when a king dies. At the moment of his death his heir becomes king. The events are simultaneous. Could be a Queen. Whatever.

And here pictured are today’s and yesterday’s Times front pages.

The Rapist is dead!!! and, Long live the rapist!!

Almost simultaneously, as we banged up uber-sleazebag rapist groomer fuckwit Russell Brand, up pops David Walliams as his rightful heir, from underneath the superinjunction he’s had in place since the story would have broken, but wasn’t allowed to.

Because the superinjunction was based, uncommonly, not on reputational damage reasons, but on mental health. Walliams was, apparently, suffering to the extent he’d become a ‘suicide risk’. Ooh, that’s clever lawyering there, nice little loophole. Except what it actually did was take the control of the superinjunction out of the hands of the courts and into those of the medical care team. So as soon as they decided he was no longer a danger, it was lifted.

So the first question we have to consider is this:
WT(actual)F????

How many of our ‘celebs’ and ‘national treasures’ (once you’ve been to Buck Palace for a medal, you get instant elevation) are dirty, greasy, perverted, groping, raping, child-molesting nonces? It would appear, pretty much, all of them. Ok, maybe not ‘all’, some must surely be fine, upstanding law-abiders. But a ‘vast majority’, once achieving the merest sliver of success and recognition, choose to abuse this for their own evil ends. Some, like Harvey Weinstein, raised this to an industrial level. The more power, the more they are corrupted.

I always despised Russell Brand because his adopted persona, one part ‘cockney geezer’, 3 parts ‘verbose and eloquent malapropism’, always rang false.

And I could never stand Walliams either. I never watched ‘Little Britain’, firstly because it was stupid and repetitive, but mainly because Walliams made my skin crawl. They could use me like one of those drug dogs at airports; put me in a room full of ‘celebs’ and I’ll sniff out the sexual offenders in a second, tail wagging and barking loud.

So my other least fave celeb must be Jonathan Ross. Who, whilst no allegations have ever been made against him, is always the person the guilty are filmed with. At which point we must ask; is he some kind of ‘enabler’ or perhaps the provocateur; geeing them up to do bad things.

And then there’s the tv and production companies. All of whom are all and always aware of exactly what their ‘talent’ is up to but is happy to bury it under a blanket of collective ‘ignorance’ so as not to upset the money-cart?

So who’s next then? Ricky Gervais? Benny Hill?? Fiona Bruce???

Happy Wednesday

A xxxx