There’s 3 things I would never do.

Vote for Nigel Farage. Ok, or Kier Starmer.
Sing any song with ‘Ar-sen-allll’ in the lyrics.
Go on hunger strike. Unless they held it in Dishoom and let me cheat.

Some of the Hunger Strikers are up to their 50th days. Its getting horrible. They’re in wheelchairs. Their bodies are starting to eat themselves for the nourishment they’re otherwise starved of. And they’re at risk of incurring brain damage.

How would you know? If there was brain damage. When you’re dealing with people obviously a touch deranged in the first place, or they wouldn’t feel the need to align themselves with a terrorist organisation. And then when, surprise surprise, you get put in jail, you decide to go on hunger strike. Oh no.

If anything in this world is an act of (literally) self-destructive, nihilistic futility and stupidity, it is a hunger strike. I actually tried it this morning, before breakfast, to see what it felt like, develop a little ’empathy’ for the moronic self-murderers. But I couldn’t make it. Had to have just a little snack, because…

Because to impose starvation on yourself is stupid. No-one cares. They’re not going to change the law. Lots of people are demanding ‘medical action’ but really, that’s an assault on these people. They don’t need ‘medical help’, they need food. Which they’ve chosen not to take. In order to make a really important political point, which is… errrr…

Let ’em starve. It’s what they want. Freedom of expression. To ‘force feed’ them or medicate them to hell and back is an abuse. Unless the people demanding that ‘action is taken’, that ‘they must meet with the Home Secretary’, those other fuckwits, which now include Greta Thunberg, the fuckwit’s fuckwit, unless they go on hunger strike in support of the hunger strikers.

It could be brilliant. A self-inflicted cull of the imbeciles.

Anyway, I’m off to Tenerife. This message comes to you ‘live’ from Gatwick. I’m on my way to meet… the monsters. Who are already there. One thing’s for sure. There’ll be no hunger striking where I’m going. It’ll have to wait til I get back.

Happy Christmas Eve

A xxxx