So my year is pretty mapped out from Jan 1st. And is defined by holidays, by Thursdays with Lila and The Monster, by Friday night dinners, by school holidays, tennis on Saturdays and Sundays, Tai Chi on Thursdays and Saturdays… (I’m so fucking BOR-INGGGG) and by the Jewish high holy days. Because EVERYTHING stops for – Read More-
Here’s an interesting statistic. In the last 48 matches in which Spurs have gone 1-nil down, they have won… none. Not one. Not even come back to draw. Lost all 48. Ok, so we don’t ’come from behind’ very well. If at all. It’s almost ‘Spursy’ but that word is really reserved for our countless – Read More-
I’ve never been the sort of person who lets tragedy get in the way of a good laugh. I do try. But when I read a headline like the one above… I mean; how small does your penis have to be, FFS? Do you need scaffolding after your third? But basically, this is obviously a – Read More-
“OH MY GOOOOOD!!!! YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED (dot, dot, dot), ITS THE BEST THING EVERRRRRRR!! THEY TRACK OF FAMILY OF REAL LIFE ZOMBIES… OK, REAL ZOMBIES, DEAD, OBVIOUSLY, THROUGH THEIR CHRISTENING, BARMITZVAH, WEDDINGS, ITS BRILLIANT. FILMED IN THE CZECH REPBULIC, DUBBED INTO URDU AND SUBTITELED IN GREEK BUT ITS JUST SOOOOO VISUAL. ONLY 37 EPISODES, HOUR-AND-A-HALF – Read More-
Sidney Sweeney has caused a storm. Another storm. She’s quite a stormy person. Not only did she cross the absolute rubicon in Hollywood circles by being a Trump fan!!!, she then made the jeans/genes ad which was immediately leapt on by the champagne democrats, who love a bandwagon more than they love being educated or – Read More-
So Reform get a £72million windfall. Yaaaaay. Those small boats have no fucking chance now; Farage will use ‘Star Wars’ missile defences modified for rubber dinghies. He can afford it. He can afford ANYTHING!!! Because 2 ‘crypto-billionaires’, which sounds like they belong in the Rocky Horror Show, but in fact means they’ve made shit-loads of – Read More-
We all watched Terminator, right? What, you didn’t???? Never mind, I watched it for everyone. I’ve seen it a hundred times. Well, lots of bits of it. But even if you didn’t, you understand the premise: super-computers get a bit too super, take over the asylum and declare nuclear war on each other. But when – Read More-
I’m still on holiday. Got back Tuesday, skived off yesterday to… errrr… unpack? Whatever. And today is Joey/Lila day. And a very important one. Because this new term, Joey is no longer in the ‘infants’, but has moved to the junior school!!! Which is a bit like university but with more toys. In fact, he’s – Read More-
So we’d just got in the car in a car park outside Le Touquet, when a young woman comes up to my window and asks if she can take a photo of the car. Of course, I said, bien sur! Where do you want ME?? (Cos it’s all about me). I’m ready with my best – Read More-
We have almost devotional belief in Waze. The navigation system. The one used by Uber, by all the driverless cars coming soon and everybody who ever wants to get anywhere. Which I’ll admit, excludes about 90% of road users who drive like they never want to get anywhere. But as we always say: in Waze – Read More-