Arsene Wenger has managed Arsenal since the Ice Age. Not the last one, the Ice Age prior to that. Humans weren’t formed. You could walk from Siberia to Alaska across the ice. Can you imagine, a real ice age with no-one there to blame cars/planes/carbon emissions?? Anyway, Wenger, been there forever. And whenever they play Spurs we sing to him. Our special Wenger song. As soon as he stands up, normally because someone’s unwrapped the cotton wool on one of his delicate little superstars, we sing: ‘sit down you paedophile, sit down you paedophile…’ and (you’ll have to trust me on this) its very funny. Always makes me laugh. The mere fact that Arsene (probably) is not a paedophile, has never been one and would be horrified by the very thought, is largely irrelevant. This is football. Its much more important than mere facts. And Wenger simply deserves all the abuse you can hurl at him. Because on Friday he stated that ‘he’s not worried about Spurs, Arsenal are just too strong for them’. And because he’s a bad loser and an even worse draw-er. ‘2 points lost au jours d’hui’ he smugly asserted after the game yesterday. Never credits the other team with anything, other than the invisible penalties they inflicted on his players that the biased refs failed to pick up.

Arsene Wenger (manager extraordinaire; and sadly, he really is) is thus my ‘Tosser of the Week’. And pretty much, every week.

Meanwhile, over in Pukesville, USA, the presidential campaign rolls on. And on. And… will it NEVER FUCKING END?!?!?!?!? Oh yeah, tomorrow, its over. Praise be the Lord. And Hillary has been exonerated by the FBI. Again. Her emails were harmless. All 650,000 of them. Just rubbish, non-sensitive, shopping lists, orders from Amazon, penis extensions, usual rubbish. Helluva lot of rubbish but there ya go.

I would execute the head of the FBI. Just shoot him where he sits. He needs no trial, no judge nor jury, just shoot the bastard and be done. For causing such a massive massive nothing. For destabilising the most unstable election run-in of all time. All for nothing.

So who you gonna vote for; Donald Trump or Arsene Wenger?

Happy monday

A xxxx