And it goes on. The contest to find the most unworthy person in America to become the next president. ‘Honest’ Hil or Dirty Don. Its farcical that out of 360 million people, they’ve ended up with these two. Lock-up-yer-Daughters Don and Protect-your-password Hillary.

Hillary has made mistakes. Arguably marrying Bill was a big one. I’m not saying that Bill was the only past pres. to abuse his position and use the Oval Office for affairs-not-of-state, but he’s the only one actually caught ‘not’ having sex (his definition; ridiculously upheld by the courts) there. But that’s ok. ‘He’s a man’. ‘He’s only human’. ‘He has frailties’. ‘No-one’s perfect’.

And so to the ‘locker-room bragging’. The best thing that’s happened in international politics in my lifetime. Certainly the funniest.

Rudy Giuliano, Republican former mayor of New York said that he could no longer support Trump, nor even vote for his own party in the election because of ‘how Trump’s behaved this week’. If only that was the problem.

Because Trump has in fact behaved rather well this week, panic-defending himself. Its the last 40 years that have been the real problem. These weren’t ‘this week’ things, Rudy. The first tape was from 11 years ago. And since then about 14,000 women have come forward with their Trump-tales of gropage, molestation, inappropriate approaches, grabbing thighs under restaurant tables, attempted slobberings, getting so into their personal space that they ended up with orange stains on them.

Nigel Farage, the last of Trump’s defenders still standing, has called it ‘just bragging; all men do it’. Actually, all young, strutting, daft men do it up to the age of 30. And all men do talk about women, leer at women, have lewd thoughts about women (and sometimes about animals too… errr… some men, that is) but Trump is stinking, fucking rich. And is thus empowered to actually act upon it where most men might just indulge in the odd fantasy. Sometimes very odd fantasies involving clergymen, wet-suits and aardvarks.

Contrary to what you read on feminist t-shirts (look at the t-shirt on THAT) which ironically you’re not allowed to read because you mustn’t look ‘there’ whilst talking to a feminist, EVER, all men are not in fact rapists. We just have fertile imaginations. Which we limit by our innate sense of decency, propriety and fear of rebuttal. And that’s where Trump is different. He feels his money has given him the right to simply act as he pleases. He has no filters, no sense of morality, nothing. He’s just a orange dick with a comb-over on top.

Great choice for President. Where do I put my X.

Happy Monday

A xxxx