No, not Depp vs Amber, nor Amber vs Depp, or even WAG vs Slag, but we need to discuss the Sue Gray report into Boris Johnson, dirty deeds at Number 10, partygate and whether our Prime Minister is fit to govern! Which, to be honest, you don’t need an independent report to tell you, he patently isn’t. You only have to look at the slob; he can barely dress himself properly, never mind run a democracy. And Sue Gray found…

That everything’s fine. No problem. No worries. No need for any further action, they were just… well, they were just LIKE parties, but not parties. In that people were dancing round, doing karaoke, drinking, throwing up, dancing, even fighting, oh such fun and hi-jinks, but in fact not a party at all. No. Parties are totally different.

She did criticise ‘failures of leadership’, which is a fantastic way for describing the way a Prime Minister breaks his own laws, as in acting illegally. Ms Gray didn’t want to go over any ground covered in the inquiry by the police, much as the police didn’t want to do anything contradicting her. So we waste a few quid on not one but two inquiries which say that Boris is a tosser, unfit to run a peanut stall, let alone a country. Like we didn’t know that. And although Ms Gray spoke in very strong terms about the horrendous culture of entitlement, both of government and the civil service, she failed to request the death penalty for any of them. Shame on her.

And following the latest, in such a long line, of ‘mass shootings’, this time in Texas, its good to hear that, according to Republican gun lobbyists ‘this has nothing to do with gun laws’. Reassuring. Phew, that’s a relief. I was beginning to get worried about sending kids to school in America but now I know that shootings have nothing to do with guns I’m happy.

If they never sold another gun in America there’s still 250 million guns out there. And ironically, in Texas, you can buy almost any gun you like. Not ‘fully automatic’ but so close you couldn’t tell the difference. If you were in a classroom and some unbalanced sociopath had his finger on the trigger.

20 more dead kids; you wanna buy some ammo for that assault rifle, Sir?

Happy Friday

A xxxx