If you buy a newspaper purely for the annoyance you know it will give you, then you can’t really be surprised that you end up angry. And if that paper is The Mail, then really, what the fuck do you expect?

On the front page of today’s Mail on Sunday was no mention of the American Election. The one the world has been waiting a week to be resolved and the immense relief arrived yesterday.

Yet the Mail chose to lead with its ‘FREE INSIDE!!!! Lose up to 7lbs in lockdown with Slimming World’. And even pushing its ‘12 page eating plan’. Food is big our lives, I get that. Overeating is even bigger (fat-joke) I get that too. The main headline was how the government are searching Ministers’ phones to try and find who leaked last week’s lockdown news before it was announced. There was also a picture of the Queen in a Royal Mask. Well, a regular black mask but it becomes ‘royal’ as soon as she puts it on, obviously. She went to lay a wreath on the grave of the unknown soldier. For remembrance weekend. Though it appeared she was the only one who remembered as no-one else was there. All normal such activities falling under the rule of 6, or just 1 if its a Queen, or possibly its a Tier 4 thing, or a ‘sporting activities’ ban, golf, tennis, darts and wreath-laying.

You had to go to page 7 for the start of the ‘11 page election special!!!!’ To find out that Biden won. Well, that’s what 359,999,999 Americans believe. The other one thinks differently. The other one is so deluded that he believes he won the election, ‘by a lot’. Wow. That’s amazing Don, ‘a lot’, wow.

But the real reason for the Mail’s stance is that they are massive Trumpites… Trumpishers… Trumpaphiles, whatever. They fucking love him. So the editor (who was probably at one time a fundraiser for the British National Party and now chairs the ‘Blue-rinsed lives Matter!!!’ campaign) chose not to honour Biden (a virtual communist in the eyes of the Mail) and so relegated him to page 7.

Note to self: cancel Mail on Sunday subscription, its not good for you.

Happy Sunday (Spurs could go top with a win this afternoon. At least for a couple of hours, but ITS A START!!)

A xxxx