Tomorrow I’m going to march for anti-semitism. Its important. And I don’t like Jews, they’re small, smelly, money-grabbing, controlling, conspiring, money-laundering war-mongers, so I’m joining the march. And in case there’s any trouble, Joey’s coming with me. And there will be trouble, cos he’s bound to need a wee when we’re in the middle of Trafalgar Square.

Oh, it’s a march ‘against’ anti-semitism. Oh. I’ll do that then. Whatever. It’s my democratic right to protest, not really bothered about the details.

But first we must be eternally grateful those who have facilitated and organised the return of some of the hostages. Ok, it’s only a few but it’s a start. And it’s ALL down to the Red Cross and the state of Qatar.

The Red Cross actually drove the freed hostages across the border into Egypt. In vans. Like, made sure they were filled up, changed all the gears, and turned the steering wheels, wherever necessary. Well done Red Cross.

Ok, for seven weeks they have done, precisely, nothing. They haven’t checked the hostages, supplied medical aid to them, nothing. So they’ve really upped their game by supplying the vehicles. Bless ‘em.

As for the state of Qatar, they negotiated the entire thing. Well, they’re in the right position to do that as they, along with the Iranians, generally fund Hamas. And a few other terrorist organisations. That’s why they hosted the last World Cup, the really hot one. In the desert. In the stadiums built by 10,000 dead Sri Lankans. And who else could ‘negotiate’ with Hamas. Where would you find a Hamasian? You’d have to go to the tunnels. Other than the Hamas head office, which is conveniently located in Doha, Qatar. So well done those heroic peace-niks of Qatari government. They get to sponsor a jihadi death cult and then claim the international kudos of sorting out the release of hostages. We’ve had sportswashing, now it’s hostage-washing. Fuck ‘em all.

And thus, armed with my usual diplomatic, balanced and non-judgmental equanimity, I shall march with my people.

Happy Saturday

A xxxx