So here was the deal. Coronavirus arrived, we retreated. To our homes. Locked down. Shops closed. Everything closed. Work from home. Unless you can’t. Then don’t work. Only at home. Or from work. If you have to. But mustn’t. Not really. Wash hands. All the time. Wash your shopping. Don’t touch anything. Or anyone. Avoid – Read More-
I mean… I mean… I mean… I mean what kind of football season has it been whereby my entire footballing joy for the entire year hinges on the possible departure of Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang from Arsenal? How is that a ‘defining moment’ in my life? How could I be so shallow and low?? Oh, that’s easy, – Read More-
“Yesterday, in England, 274 people tested positive for Coronavirus…” Ooooh, that’s up on last Tuesday, 29 less than Sunday, just above the average for the weeks with a ‘2’ in their dates… We get this daily. Initially from dour governmentalists and health type people, now from the news presenter. And we look at the trends – Read More-
How many BMIs make one Covid? Alternatively if the score is: Covid 19, BMI 8.3, will the victim die? These are interesting questions. Ok, stupid questions with possibly interesting answers. Boris has decided that obesity is the key to life. Or, in fact, to death. Fat people die more of Covid than thin ones. In – Read More-
Well that was exciting. The football season. Finished. Finally. Usually its over by the FA Cup Final in early May. This year we had a stay of execution until almost August!!! I think they should keep that every year. Then give everyone a month off and be ready to start again in early September. New – Read More-
So what do you do when the news finishes on tv? And its late (because you have the news on series record because you’re stupid and obsessive and its not like you believe what most of the lying scumbags who appear on it say anyway), but you just have a quick flick and… The Blues – Read More-
Not content with going to battle with those pesky Chinamen, our tough, hardened, powerful, almost super-heroic Foreign Secretary (even though he looks like the ‘last man picked for a football match’, or a reject from a school for failed accountants), has now started war on a new front. The Russian front. Hitler tried something similar – Read More-
Spurs played yesterday. Beat Leicester 3 nil. Brilliant. Superb. Stunning. Free points. To take us nearer to a competition we really don’t like very much but Morinho has won the Europa League twice with various teams and if we were to win it, we’d get into the Champions League (a competition we like very much) – Read More-
We’re going to war. Say goodbye to your sons, lock up your daughters, build a shelter (though possibly a financial, off-shore ‘shelter’ might be more useful than a bunker at the end of your garden), its all kickin’ off!!! Boris Johnson has declared war against China. And remember, Britain, never never never, shall be saved. – Read More-
In the entire Cities of London and Westminster there is only place buzzing with activity. The shops are deserted, offices empty, roads and pavements like the fucking morgue. But at the virtual junction of those two fine cities sits the Royal Courts of Justice. The High Court. And every day as I walk past there – Read More-