So I’ve checked my ‘digital ID’ and it turns out I’m an AI avatar called Rodney. I’m non-binary, poly-sexual (sleep with parrots), and I live on a commune of like-minded deviants in Ayrshire. I have a National Insurance number but choose not to use it for work, only for claiming benefits. Which I do in – Read More-
Look, I’ve talked about Donald Trump, Sir Kier Worthless, Sadiq (effin) Kahn, Thomas Frank, Benjamin Netanyahu, Nigel Farage, Lila, Joey and Tommy bloody Robinson. But what about me? I haven’t played tennis for 8 weeks!!! And its all about hips. And scars. You see I’ve given up my season ticket at Spurs and replaced it – Read More-
Basically, if you know what you’re talking about, then I’m listening, but if you don’t, SHUT THE FUCK UP! A concept Donald Trump hasn’t quite got his head around. In his mind, if he says it; its true. Valid. Scientific. Proven. Just by the power of his words. Unfortunately, there are people out there who – Read More-
In a wonderful announcement yesterday, Sir Kier Bland declared, on behalf or our fine nation, that ‘we officially recognise the Palestinian State’. A statement of such import and magnitude that it will immediately affect… nothing. Though in the future, it will have In a massive effect on… nothing. The same effect caused by the same – Read More-
To be engaged in a ‘local derby’ football match, there needs to be a degree of equivalence. When Manchester City play Manchester United, this happens. Even though it’s a battle between ‘the big team’ now, against the ‘bit team’ then. When Arsenal play Spurs, it’s the same. Ok, Arsenal have over the last… few years, – Read More-
I think I must be a masochist. Whilst everyone else ‘just can’t watch the news any more’, I can’t get enough. Any evening without Clive Myrie is a wasted one. All my fantasies involve Sophie Raworth and Rita Chakrabarti. Possibly together. I’ve always watched the 10 o’clock news on BBC and I probably always will. – Read More-
So yesterday we had Trump, part 2. The second course. Trump against the B-team. Possibly the C-minus team. Because whereas Wednesday he was royally entertained at Windsor Castle, yesterday he was forced to spend the day at Chequers with The Dullard. Our Prime Minister. A man who obviously struggles with Donald J Trump. Everyone struggles – Read More-
I’m a republican. Opposed to the Royal family and other privileged aristos and all the no-good rich fuckers who should be forced to give all their wealth to the NHS so that we can afford all the wounded jihadis arriving by boat. The king should be deposed and replaced with Jeremy Corbyn so that real – Read More-
Spurs played last night. Villarreal in the Champions League. Entry to which we qualified for by winning the Europa League last year. It’s the first time that winning the ‘2nd class’ cup actually rewarded you with entry to First Class the following season. But we’re in. And we won. I’m not saying we won with – Read More-
I’ve seen the future!! And it looks like this! (See photo). May the Lord have mercy on us. Tommy Robinson will be the minister for War (formerly ‘defence’), Elon Musk will be the ambassador in Hell and in a quite amazing coup, Kemi Badenoch defects to become Reform’s ‘Minister for White People’. The thing is, – Read More-