So when Man City come to play at your ground, you have to shout at the top of your voice: “CHEATS! CHEATS! CHEATS!”, then follow it immediately with “SUBJECT TO APPEAL!”, just to cover yourself. The irony being that if some of their 115 judgments are overturned on appeal, that’ll be seen as even more – Read More-
Its all about ‘care’. I care, you care, I need a carer, we’ll ALLL need lots’a care when we get ‘old’. Its what its all about. Andy Burnham’s dad was in a care home, my dad was in care home, Mel’s dad is in a care home waiting for… errrr… for whatever 100 year-olds wait – Read More-
As a devoted fan of Manchester Cit-eh, we need to have a little chat. I’ll include the Gallagher brothers in our chat along with a few other long-term die-hards, like me, who were actually fans of the club ‘before the billions arrived’. In the pre-Sheikh Mansoor days when we were just another middle-of-the-road, win-nothing, try – Read More-
It has begun!! The ‘take over’ of our world by non-humans. As AI teaches itself to take over the world, robots will become the ruling class!! Because they can be controlled by the AI machines which have no controls on them because it might affect Nvidia’s share price. Trump’s discussing it today with Xi Jinping, – Read More-
So my year is pretty mapped out from Jan 1st. And is defined by holidays, by Thursdays with Lila and The Monster, by Friday night dinners, by school holidays, tennis on Saturdays and Sundays, Tai Chi on Thursdays and Saturdays… (I’m so fucking BOR-INGGGG) and by the Jewish high holy days. Because EVERYTHING stops for – Read More-
Here’s an interesting statistic. In the last 48 matches in which Spurs have gone 1-nil down, they have won… none. Not one. Not even come back to draw. Lost all 48. Ok, so we don’t ’come from behind’ very well. If at all. It’s almost ‘Spursy’ but that word is really reserved for our countless – Read More-
I’ve never been the sort of person who lets tragedy get in the way of a good laugh. I do try. But when I read a headline like the one above… I mean; how small does your penis have to be, FFS? Do you need scaffolding after your third? But basically, this is obviously a – Read More-
“OH MY GOOOOOD!!!! YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED (dot, dot, dot), ITS THE BEST THING EVERRRRRRR!! THEY TRACK OF FAMILY OF REAL LIFE ZOMBIES… OK, REAL ZOMBIES, DEAD, OBVIOUSLY, THROUGH THEIR CHRISTENING, BARMITZVAH, WEDDINGS, ITS BRILLIANT. FILMED IN THE CZECH REPBULIC, DUBBED INTO URDU AND SUBTITELED IN GREEK BUT ITS JUST SOOOOO VISUAL. ONLY 37 EPISODES, HOUR-AND-A-HALF – Read More-
Sidney Sweeney has caused a storm. Another storm. She’s quite a stormy person. Not only did she cross the absolute rubicon in Hollywood circles by being a Trump fan!!!, she then made the jeans/genes ad which was immediately leapt on by the champagne democrats, who love a bandwagon more than they love being educated or – Read More-
So Reform get a £72million windfall. Yaaaaay. Those small boats have no fucking chance now; Farage will use ‘Star Wars’ missile defences modified for rubber dinghies. He can afford it. He can afford ANYTHING!!! Because 2 ‘crypto-billionaires’, which sounds like they belong in the Rocky Horror Show, but in fact means they’ve made shit-loads of – Read More-