Men and women have certain differences. Chromosomal. Genetic. You can’t argue with science. Well, you can but then you’d probably be some kind of bible-basher, they argue with science all the time. Though about men and women the bible-bashers would be the last to argue any form of blurred lines. Men are men, they wear dark suits and they pray a lot. Women are smaller and prettier (we’ll talk about moustache issues in fundamental Christian women another time) and wear skirts. Long ones. Dark. Clothes God would like.

But the zeitgeist is to accept these kind of differences as merely physical, superficial, relatively unimportant in any grand schemes of the totally encompassing egalitarianism that must be seen at all times. Its what the entire ‘political correctness’ industry has been built upon.

So firstly, I’d like to say that I love the differences between men and women. Always have. I revere them. That’s why, in all my vast 60 years, I’ve played football with boys and played different things with gels. Because we are different. Biologically. And God bless those differences. Though not the God mentioned above, I’m talking about a much more permissive, naughty kind of God.

Women, if its ok to say this, give birth to live young. From within. Its an amazing process. The elder daughter is currently in just such a situation; carrying round a massive personage just above what used to be her waist. Its what women do. Almost a defining criterion; a womb. Ahhh, motherhood…

Yet now, in the most stupid advisory document ever produced anywhere in the world, the NHS have advised doctors NOT to use the term ‘mothers’ when referring to pregnant women. Because there is one person, in the entire world, who happens to be a pregnant transgender… errrr… thing. I’m gonna guess that this is a ‘woman to man’ sex change. Just a hunch. But its not complete (NO SHIT!!!) so it looks a bit like a very girlish boy, but its pregnant. And thus must be referred to as a ‘pregnant person’, and NOT a mother.

I wonder how much NHS money was wasted on the consultations to reach such an outstandingly daft decision.

Donald Trump has banned all muslims from America. So he can sift out the ‘radicalised jihadis’. Like they wear badges, or ISIS masks. There again, he’s also suggested reverting to torture if the situation is appropriate. So maybe he should just torture all muslims as they arrive at JFK, waterboard the whole fucking plane-load until they confess. ‘To protect us from another 9/11’. Even though he’s banned the wrong 7 countries. The ones from which no 9/11 participant had come. So 9 days in and it can be stated: Trump is still a tosser.

Happy Sunday

A xxxx