There’s trouble in Benezuela. Big trouble. The Prez there, Moduro, has led the country to rack and ruin, taking the mantle of destroyer-in-chief from his predecessor, the late Snr Chavez. Now Trump has said that Moduro is no longer the president and America won’t recognise him as such any longer. Instead the Americans have installed leader of the opposition, Juan Guaido, as acting Prez. Several other nations, including our own and many, US-backed South American ones too, have joined in by accepting Guaido as the ‘new prez’.

I wasn’t aware that Donald Trump could do that. Like, decide he didn’t like a president and install a new one. Circumventing all that ‘election shit’ and delays and any involvement by, like, anyone who actually lives in Venezuela, and unilaterally deciding to put his own man in there.

Ok, Guaido did make the announcement that he was taking over first but as yet doesn’t have the backing of the army. The Venezuelan people would take Mickey fucking Mouse as president at the moment because they’re starving. Quite literally. Once they start measuring inflation in so many ‘millions percent per year’ then you’re in trouble. Prices double every three weeks. Ten percent of Venezuelans have left to become refugees in Columbia, Bolivia, even trying for the US itself, and good luck with that. And all that in a country with more oil reserves than Saudi Arabia. Which itself takes a bit of doing.

Fortunately for the corrupt, mis-managing, clueless, hapless, hopeless Snr Moduro, hated by the whole world and especially by his own people, he has an ally. In a world crying out for his head, one voice cries out its undying support for him.

Jeremy Corbyn.

On the basis that Moduro, like Chavez before him, is a socialist, almost-Marxist. And that, in Cobyn-world, trumps (no relataion) everything. The fact that this socialism has failed, as it has absolutely everywhere, and a nation is on the verge of starvation as a direct consequence, is of no interest to Jezza. The corruption, the waste, the tragedy for an entire nation, just so much ‘phah!!!’ to Corbyn. Its the socialism that counts. Even if that is the reason for the entire national and humanitarian disaster.

Just the kind of man we need to run Britain.

Happy Friday

A xxxx