When the going gets tough, the stupid plummet to new depths of stupidity. Don’t they say that? Ok, they don’t but they will following Donald Trump’s riveting words last night as he showed the world that just when you thought no man could ever make himself look any more ridiculous, he pushed that limit even further. Went the extra mile. Downwards.

Not like I stayed up and watched the debate, I’m not daft. No, I went to bed dreaming of Lionel Messi. And in my dreams he was wearing a Spurs shirt. And I was wearing Oscar de La Renta… in coral…

I didn’t even get to see the whole of the bake-off semi-final!!! (don’t tell me, don’t tell me, don’t tell me) as Mel fell asleep and I couldn’t take the strain and pressure all by myself. Puff pastry is never easy.

Anyway, Trump. All the usual stuff, all the expected garbage, shoring up the coastline, building walls, grabbing tits, more guns, abortion is the devil’s work (“so ya might as well take a mother 9-months pregnant and kill her baby!!!!” Tosser-missing-the-point-by-a-mile) and how Hillary is unfit to govern. Which is a view shared by many.

Then he said that if he lost the election he wouldn’t accept the defeat. Think about that. And how that might work. Would he still pitch up at the White House 6 months later with his suitcase and a few assorted blondes? Demanding the keys? Or would he have a military coup to oust Hillary (assuming she’d won at this point)?

He might not accept the legitimacy of the result because its ‘rigged’. But, obviously, only if he loses. If he (God forbid a thousand times) should win, then ‘AAAHHH LUURVE AMERICAN DEMOCRACY; FARNEST IN THE WORLD”.

This is the grown up version of ‘its my ball and if we lose I’m taking it away’.

The Trumpster also spoke of his ‘friendship’ with Putin. Or his admiration at least. Why wouldn’t he admire the Russian leader? He’s another misogynistic thug who doesn’t believe in democracy. And he’s done alright for himself too. “Wouldn’t it be great to have a president on friendly terms with Russia??” “So we could fight ISIS together!!!!”

Russia have no interest in ISIS whatsoever. Never have. They’ve dropped 42,759 bombs in Syria, not one aimed at ISIS.

“Wouldn’t it be great to have a president on friendly terms with the nation who’ve murdered every last civilian in half of Western Syria, mercilessly and without thought nor care???”

Go Donald! No, but really, just fucking GO!

Happy Thursday

A xxxx