So Cameron’s Folly takes another little turn. The biggest mistake of the ex-PM’s life and career (other than forgetting to take his baby son when leaving a pub and driving off, but we’re all human) has become Theresa May’s gift that keeps on giving. She had Brexit thrust upon her, but that could be her defining chance of fame and glory. Still can. She was never a particularly outspoken ‘remainer’, just ran with the crowd. Most of whom were stabbing each other in the backs, fronts and anywhere else they could reach. So she ran with it. Brexit means Brexit, she famously intoned. Like it could mean much else.

Yesterday the Supreme Court, the highest court in our fair and verdant land, (ironically they could probably now take it to the European Court but I feel they probably won’t), decided that to trigger Article 50 needs parliamentary assent. Oh. So Brexit’s off then? No. Not even close. Brexit must go ahead, its a democratically binding referendum, but because it involves laws being changed, it must be put before parliament first. To keep it democratic. Democracy trumps democracy.

Nigel Farage is ‘horrified and angry’. Plus ca change there then. Yet that’s really because he’s an overly dramatic cry-baby with a small penis and very little understanding of democratic process. Or ‘a Farage’ as that syndrome is called. Because we will leave Europe, his every dream come true, but we’ll do it properly. According to the laws and ways of the land. That way it can’t get reversed later on, which would probably please him even less.

Gina Miller, who brought the case to bear, has won. She’s hated, reviled and now needs constant security guards to protect her. But she’s a hero. She’s every redneck’s nightmare. And I’m going to use the term ‘redneck’ even though we don’t strictly have them here, but we can borrow the term for loosely encompassing a majority of the ‘leavers’. Gina is a black woman with money. Three things that singly would cause upset. Taken together she has become a hate figure extraordinaire. And thus my hero.

The stupidity is that this legal ruling does not stop Brexit. That was never the intention. Its just about doing it properly. Something the redneck tribe fail to comprehend, as exemplified by Hillbilly Nigel, their guru.

Granit Xhaka, the Arsenal midfielder, is having a great week. Sent off on Sunday in the Burnley match, he then found himself arrested at Heathrow for calling a British Airways employee a ‘fucking white bitch’. In German. He doesn’t speak English. As a Swiss-German Kosovan Albanian, English is pushing it a bit. Even though he lives here. So he swears in German. And he swears in racism. Which is odd, firstly because he is white, and secondly because he himself represents about half the races on the planet. Fucking Swiss-German Kosovan-Albanian English tosser.

Happy Wednesday

A xxxx