Sometimes you need to just think outside the box. To assess a disaster as something other than. To re-wire the thought patterns of the ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE!!!!

We have two problems: Energy and Russia. And they’re already related. Yeah, I know, we could just burn Russia and use it to heat our homes for 17 years, but is it ‘sustainable’? You’ve probably already thought of that one anyway. If, like me, you have psychopathic tendencies, feel the cold and hold all other nations to be worthless.

But those problems aren’t going away. In fact, they’re getting worse. Liz Truss is holding prices for energy in check here, by, basically, selling off the future by the excessive national borrowing we’re going to have to do. And now Putin (who definitely thinks along my lines, psychopathically speaking) is threatening the ‘nuclear option’, not specifically restricted to Ukraine, but for all of Europe, possibly the world. He’s an equal opportunity mass murderer. And he’s. ‘not bluffing’. Tosser.

All we have to do is make him go nuclear. Because each atomic warhead contains sufficient energy, once deployed, to run 5 Bitcoin ‘mines’ for 24 years. Or 37 small cities for 2,000 years. We just have to harness the energy from the explosion. How hard can that be? Just stand nearby with a few batteries from the Tesla and store it. Not only will we have almost endless power, but Russia will be paying for it.

A minor problem, just a matter of logistics really, is that maximum energy is provided during the first milliseconds of the explosion. The rest is just ‘fall out’, and no-one likes that whilst they’re eating their tea. Nor children that glow in the dark, but we’ll address all these things in time. But I happen to be very busy on the day of the explosion. So I’m going to send you to ‘ground zero’ with your batteries, a thermos of coffee and some wire, so you won’t miss a single kilawatt coming your way.

Happy Thursday

A xxxx