Ahhhh, Jezza. They keep diggin’ and they keep striking gold in them thar hills of old news releases.

Where were you in 2014, Jezza?

I was at home watching Arsenal, I remember it distinctly. We beat… errr… we beat Shrewsbury 7-2 in the league… CUP!…

But we have photos of you in Tunisia laying wreaths at the graves of ‘martyrs’, the euphemism for ‘dead terrorists’ in that part of the world.

Its not a very good photo, my bum looks really big. You sure its me?

Yes, laying a wreath on the grave of a dead terrorist. Right next to the grave of the terrorist who killed 11 Israeli athletes at the 1972 Olympic games in Munich. Were you there for that commemoration?

NO, NO, ABSOLUTELY NO!!!! I was laying a wreath at the grave of Palestinians killed by Israelis. The Munich bomber was buried… miles away… ok, at least 15 yards away. Didn’t even know he was there.

But at the same occasion, the authorities did in fact lay a wreath at the bomber’s grave, to mark his ‘heroic martyrdom’ (read: mass fucking murdering cowardliness). And you were present.

Oh, well I might have BEEN like at the same location, but a different part of it.

There was a ceremony and you were present for the wreath laying.

I might have been, I can’t remember. Only that I didn’t actually lay a wreath at the grave myself. Might have cheered… said a prayer… but an ENGLISH prayer, a working man’s prayer. Terrorism is a sign of workers revolution… isn’t it? And I went there because I’m opposed to ALL terrorism and by laying a wreath at the grave of those murdered by the Israelis in Paris in 1992 (who were, in fact, the Munich bombers, found by Mossad) in a terrorist act, I am opposing terrorism. Obviously I don’t actually count any acts of terrorism against Israel, Israelis or Jews because… because…

Because there are too many to count?

If you want to oppose ‘all forms of terrorism’, Jezza, ya need to oppose ‘all forms of terrorism’. Drawing some mythical, socialist line that protects the IRA and Hamas from inclusion is beyond hypocrisy. In fact its fairly beyond comprehension.

Happy Tuesday

A xxxx