Nadine Dorries! I mean, Nadine Dorries!!! How dare she???

The Secretary of State for… well, lots of stuff, but ‘telly’ is included so we’ll skip the rest for current purposes, has not merely declared war on the BBC, but actually administered the death knell! And although no-one actually gives a shit for that antiquated, totally biased, pro-left, anti-Semitic national institution, by actually giving the date of its demise, in 2027, she is effectively signalling the real-life(?) death of our unquestionably most treasured national treasure!!!

Because all debate about the BBC and license fees go like this:

I don’t watch the fuckin’ BBC, why should I pay 150 quid a year for it?

Because it needs to be there because…

Yeah, but I only watch Netflix, Amazon and Disney. I pay for them. Yet to have a tv in the house I have to pay. For a service I don’t get.

Ahhh, but we produce Strictly Come Whatever and New Old Faces Doing Great Stuff and all sorts of very popular programmes.

But I don’t watch none’a dem.

Without the BBC we wouldn’t have… DAVID ATTENBOROUGH!!!!!

OK, I give in. I’d pay 300 quid a year to keep that old person out of a care home. He’s a national treasure.

And that is how the BBC justify their fee. David Attenborough. The world’s most wonderful naturalist. They sell his magical programmes everywhere across the planet. Even to places where they don’t speak English. Like America. And they rake in fortunes doing it. Almost enough money to pay about a quarter of what the next series will cost (including nursing fees and life support). So for Nadine fucking Dorries to set a time limit of 2027 on the BBC means she’s imposing that on the man as well!!! She’s giving him five years to live! I hate her.

Does anyone not note a certain similarity between Boris’s ‘partygate’ and Kier Starmer having a beer in the office with a few ‘colleagues’? Ok, its a different ‘culture’, its a different circumstance, its a one off (so far), but to me its sufficient for our esteemed leader of the opposition to just moderate his indignation. As he too, broke half a dozen Covid laws by his actions.

Why are all politicians such tossers?

Happy Monday

A xxxx