I am going to officially recognise the official state, officially known henceforth as Conwayland. I will lay down precise demarcation of this area, as agreed with my wife and both grandchildren (who have been promised princely titles and Lego sets). Furthermore, I will demand that Conwayland will be treated as an overseas territory for tax purposes. Its occupants will be exempt from all taxes including vat and road tax. And parking tickets. White vans are all banned from entry.

And thus to Kier Starmer, ‘recognising a Palestinian State’. Along with Macron the trisexual and a host of other Euro-fuckwits and deviants. What the fuck does that even mean? Other than rewarding Hamas for the October 7th murders and kidnappings. And then, it was so important, that David Lammy (!!!!!- sharp intake of breath!!!!), no less, made a whole speech about it. And demanding!!!! a ceasefire. So that a 2-state solution can be worked out easily and peace will ‘flow’ in the region forevermore, amen.

Israel listens to the UK government like your mother-in-law listens to a fly that lands on her table. It is a complete irrelevance. But they reckon if enough countries spout the same shit, the dung-heap-in-chief; the United Nations, will make the declaration. The same UN who said nothing when over 1000 Druze were murdered in Syria 2 weeks ago. Not a mention. Similarly, Amnesty International didn’t deem this worthy of any comment, let alone condemnation. Nor to the hundreds of thousands starving in Sudan. 26.6 million people on the verge of starvation, yet how many cries for ‘aid’ have you heard?

You can’t recognise a state when it has no recognised government. Other than one which you, the government of the UK, has already declared to be terrorists. What message would that send to terrorists the world over? Go on a murder spree and get a free country!!!

And its irrelevant that Bibi Netenyahu and his horrible cohort of right wing nasties won’t approve a ‘2-state solution’, because Hamas, nor the PLO, nor any other Palestinian faction or body will approve that either. They don’t want it. They want a 1-state solution. The whole lot. From the river to the sea. That’s why they’ve rejected the offer 3 times in recent times.

Kier Starmer has now been elevated. Promoted. Re-designated. He has reached the exalted position of being The Official Dickhead’s Dickhead. All stand.

Starmer is not reacting to the truly horrible scenes from Gaza. He is reacting to the pressure from his own MPs, many of whom are still deciding whether to move over to the party of their spiritual leader, Jeremy Corbyn. A Hamas fan and ‘friend’ to Islamist terrorists. These are the people influencing our weak and pliable ‘leader’. Coupled with political threats from both Corbyn and Farage, Starmer is ‘taking a strong stance’. Which will probably change next week anyway.

By holding Israel responsible for the horrors of Gaza is to miss the plot. Hamas are responsible for the horrors of Gaza. Any ‘normal’ government, faced with the death and starvation of its people would surrender themselves (as they are the problem, not the rest of Palestine). But instead, they keep fighting. Because it feeds their narrative to sacrifice the population for its cause. Every dead Palestinian, every starving child is a ‘win’ for Hamas. Who do NOT play by normal standards. These are people who lovingly send their own children out wearing suicide vests. Who hide munitions under hospitals, missile launchers in school playgrounds, waiting for the inevitable strikes which give them miles of PR, just for the cost of a few dead kids, sick patients. A win-win for them.

And Starmer wants to give them a state. What a totally moronic tosser.

Happy Wednesday

A xxxx